I can make a world class meal with a microwave oven and a spatula. I have a mind of a scientist. I shower daily. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. Sushi is my favorite food group. Moms love me. I like pineapple upside down cake for dessert. I prefer working out without shoes because I am a non conformist. Critics call me a xenophobe because of my pro-American views. I party like it is 1986. I wish I owned a hovercraft. The 99 cent menu is my retirement plan. If you meet me, the pleasure will be all yours. I am the original honey badger.

I fix mechanical pencils for a living and I train Chuck Norris on the side.

Problem solving

My eyes. They remind people of the first time they heard the Beatles.

John Adams, Flags of our Fathers, Born to Run, Legends of the Fall, the Natural, Homeland and Real Housewives of Atlanta!

Coffee
Water
Food
Sleep
Transportation
Clothing

being President...

There is no such thing as a typical Friday night in my world.