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usofunny

40 M Lutz, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm 35 years old, 5'11", about 184 lbs, have brown hair and blue eyes.

My interests in social events and music are quite ecclectic; meaning, I pretty much enjoy everything and it's usually not difficult to find something to entertain me.

I am genuine, sarcastic, and funny
What I’m doing with my life
I am hoping to expand my circle of friends as I don't know many people since moving to FL. It's always great to call someone up and just ask if they'd like to go grab a coffee or drink for an hour or so when you're taking a break from the daily grind...or to go out for a night on the town.

I'm not really the type of person to talk to strangers at the bookstore, in the mall, or at a bar. I do much better meeting people online and getting to know their personality here; I'm quite shy and concerned about how others perceive me on initial meetings and can't quite be myself, whereas I can do that online.

Also, I own a motorcycle and would love to meet some people, both male and female, that enjoy getting together and riding. I used to meet with a group up in NH and go for rides on either a Saturday or Sunday and would like to find something similar to that down here...or even get together after work one evening for a short ride around town or such.
I’m really good at
making people laugh, easing tense situations and explaining things in a "simple-minded" way =)
The first things people usually notice about me
are my eyes and my sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a complete horror fanatic...so my favorite author is none other than Stephen King, and of course I love horror movies, but I pretty much watch all kinds of movies ranging from westerns (Young Guns) to romantic comedies (Must Love Dogs) and everything in between.

Music taste is also eccletic: I like all kinds of music, but am not very fond of classical. I don't "hate" it...I just choose not to listen to it.

Food - pretty much anything. Mostly eat italian or mexican, but a few years ago my friend got me to finally try sushi - and I actually like it. Chinese is also another big fav of mine.
The six things I could never do without
1. internet - cuz I wouldn't be on this site 2. computer - because...you guessed it...i wouldn't be on this site 3. motorcycle - I LOVE the freedom of going for a ride on my motorcycle 4. ipod - how could you not love the ease of taking up to 5000 songs with you anywhere you go?? 5. kayla - my 5 yr old german shepherd - one of THE best dogs I have ever had the pleasure of owning 6. friends / family - i know, technically more than one, but they've made me who I am today
I spend a lot of time thinking about
things that are out of my control, over-thinking the simplest things, such as purchasing an item from ebay =)
On a typical Friday night I am
hmmm, typical friday night...I am usually trying to figure out what I want to eat and maybe going to a club, bar or to see a movie. Or maybe even just rent a movie and spend a quiet night at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that would be.....oh, wait....private =P
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–56
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
if you think that you would have anything in common with me, want to share in a exchange of saracastic wit, or just want to talk and get together and chill out having a fun night out on the town, then don't hesitate to contact me.