I have no shame. Or at least hardly any.

Making movies and tv.

I like to have fun all the time and make fun of myself during the times when I'm not having fun.

telling stories, relating to all sorts of people, taking pictures/making movies, surfing, saunas

That I look just like Marlon Brando. And not Apocalypse Now Brando but like, Streetcar Named Desire/On the Waterfront Brando. That Brando.

Yes, I like that stuff. All of it.

I had to interview this guy over the phone the other day at work. He says he'll cook for you free of charge as long as you provide the ingredients. He says he was recently baptized Pentecostal and found Jesus who taught him that we should do what we do best as a gift to others-- as a personal sacrifice. He said that cooking is all he's good at.

So I asked him what he could cook and he said, "Anything but chitlins." He thinks that chitlins smell like feet. He doesn't like cooking organs either, so no liver or kidneys. None of that stuff. He doesn't like the idea of eating things that serve as the body's filters. But I've had all those types of meats before and I thought they were ok.

Mola Mola Sunfish. It's my favorite fish. (watching not eating)

I'll tell you what I'm not doing: I'm not crying while eating alone in my apartment. That's something I only do Sun-Thurs thank you very much.

that I'm looking for a girlfriend on here

it seems like a good idea