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ustreetasaurus

28 / F / Straight / Single

Washington, District of Columbia

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 2:30am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
—
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
—
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Political / Government
Income
—
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm from California.
I love living in DC.
I work for the government.
I love puns and horrible jokes.
My morning routine of going to the gym and spending time at my coffee shop makes me very happy.
I love running, but broke my toes so it hurts.
I love biking, but my hands get very cold and can't dress correctly to bike in the winter.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to DC for graduate school and got a job with the government. I'm applying to PhD programs but I really don't want to leave DC. I'm saving up vacation days for a trip to Southeast Asia.
I’m really good at
Throwing parties. Explaining health insurance. Reading maps.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Kiterunner, Death be not Proud, classics,
Movies- Clueless, There Will Be Blood, Drive, The Master
Shows- Parks and Recreation, The Wire, Mad Men, Arrested Development
Music- The Very Best, The Smashing Pumpkins, Deathcab, Vampire Weekend, Wilco, The Get Up Kids
Food- Taco Bell, Pizza, Dim Sum, Grape Nuts, Butternut Squash, Kale, Bacon
The six things I could never do without
Flights home
People who laugh at my jokes
Media
The internet
Good food
Delicious drinks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Jokes. For example, what did the doctor say when he lost his stethoscope? "where is my stethoscope?" Thought that was good? Want to hear my pizza joke? Nevermind... it's too cheesy. (!! lols)
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at a bar, typically off of U street. With friends being spontaneous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
While I'm very tech-savvy, there are certain technologies/social norms I've missed- one of them being texting. That is to say, I'm bad at texting.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You would like to meet.