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uwill1der

29 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 31, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I guess this is where I try to convince you I'm as interesting and amazing as my pictures make me seem. Well I can tell you one thing, you'll either be swept off your feet or be terribly disappointed, but hopefully you'll be entertained.

Let's take care of the obvious first. I'm just like everyone else in that I like traveling (been to Spain, England, Wales, Ireland, many states etc), I like going to new places (ever been to a speak easy through a barbershop closet? I have), making you smile (because there is nothing more beautiful than a girl genuinely smiling because of something you said or did; no matter how naked she is), and being adventurous ( I jumped off a bridge once).

Glad that's over with. My friends would most certainly describe me as "amazing", but friends will often talk well of you so you probably want to know how my enemies describe me. Well, they would also describe me as "amazing", so you know it has to be true.

If I were a ninja turtle, I'd probably be Leonardo because I'm a pretty decent leader and I look damn good in blue.

I like to use my charm more than my six pack to woo people; mainly because I don't have a six pack, but have loads of charm. You'll never know it based on my pictures, but you'll have to trust me on that one.

I can't wink. It's a terrible misfortune, but I'm an extraordinary blinker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I produce television shows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble and games in general
drinking whiskey
movie trivia
Dancing up a storm
taking the worst pictures
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming personality and fantastic ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: "The Master and Margarita", "What Makes Sammy Run", "Maniac Mcgee", "Dr. Faustus", "I, Lucifer", T.S. Eliot, "A Song of Ice and Fire"

Movie: The Monster Squad, The Toxic Avenger, Goonies, BTTF, Drive, Lost in Translation, etc. I like to watch as many bad movies as good ones. I'll watch almost anything.

Shows: Community, Lost, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, 30 Rock, Firefly, Girls, HBO

Music: Anything I can dance to.

Food: I eat everything and everything, except shrimp.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Charm (looks can only get me so far)
A sense of humor (because life is too short to be too serious)
Microwave (because I'm a terrible cook)
Ambition (because there's always more to be had)
HBO Go (Its how I watch most of my TV shows)
The internet(Because it's the best way I can learn more)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether more people message me because of my pictures or my profile
Who would play me in a movie
Time travelling
Why there are so many fake profiles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
being awesome
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I paid for my first semester in college with my own rap album. Never again.
You should message me if
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you have a suggestion for an actor to play me. So far, I don't have a celebrity doppleganger.

You want to regale me with a memorable story of your life.

you want to watch a movie at the Hollywood cemetery with me. I think that would be swell.

You have messaged every other person on here, and I'm your last hope.