43 New York, NY
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My self-summary
Saying something especially sincere will almost certainly come off as cliche and trying to be wildly funny would be immature. Suffice it to say, I'm a sane, fun, educated, gainfully employed, reasonably well-adjusted fellow who -- despite being a born and raised New Yorker -- finds the whole "scene" here to be a bit much. The importance of how you looked or what you wore may have been more important than what you had to say when we all were just out of college, but now I daresay it's the other way around. Yes, looks still matter -- my libido works quite well, thank you -- but you're just as likely (if not more so) to turn me on with witty banter than a low-cut top and a short skirt (if you offer both, you're a dream come true).
What I’m doing with my life
I chose a career in the arts (on the business side), thus crushing the hopes of Jewish mothers everywhere about their son, the doctor/lawyer/accountant, etc. Actually, to be fair, she's always been very supportive. OK, maybe more so now that I've achieved a certain measure of success so she can brag a little to the neighbors.

Besides work, I love to travel and don't get to do so nearly as much as I'd like. Many places still on the list to explore. Music and culture are a meaningful part of my life even away from the office. Sports as well -- though more as a spectator than a participant -- with an emphasis on football and baseball (with golf, basketball and tennis close behind).
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor. I tend to be the funny one. Or try to be.

OK, and my eyes. People often insist they are colored contacts, but nope, they're all mine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an avid moviegoer and will see almost anything, with the possible exception of horror flicks.

Ditto for music -- I'll listen to just about anything, though I can't claim to have encyclopedic knowledge of anything. Old school Billy Joel and Elton John will get me every time, though.

Food: Italian, Chinese and steak are certainly my faves. Very conventional, I know.
The six things I could never do without
A good mattress
Hot water pressure
The weekend
Air travel
Air conditioning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The lottery winners whose lives were ruined by the fortunes they won, and how I'm determined to be the exception that proves the rule.
You should message me if
You know the difference between "there", "their" and "they're".

You have an affinity for, or at least an appreciation of, ketchup.

You can sing well and enjoy doing so publicly (and privately).

The number of reality shows you follow closely is less than or equal to three.

You have a highly-developed appreciation for double entendre and innuendo.

You only fit into 3 of the above 5 statements.