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v_marie

25 F 안양, South Korea

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think I'm pretty awesome. Unfortunately I am paradoxically riddled with social anxiety. Drink it until you make it!

Human existence is meaningless, futile, and brief, and that is fucking beautiful.

I believe in utilizing the Oxford comma, and I enjoy hyphens.

I employ a "shotgun" style of humor - if I say enough things that I think are funny, probabilistically someone else will eventually find something funny as well.

My enthusiasm for online dating waxes and wanes periodically, so I apologize in advance if I start a conversation and then break your heart. I can't help it, it's a ginger thing. Or a pisces thing. Or a 20-something thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have my BA in mathematics. Recently discovered that I hate classroom management, so I am reevaluating long-term plans. Statistics? Perpetual expat? Sell my soul to corporate America?

I've been teaching English in Korea for almost two years now. I speak less Korean than I should, but enough to impress a 12-year-old. I'm pretty cool.

Travelling. I have plans for world domination that are going to be seriously difficult to put into action if I don't meet my travel goals. Ask me where I've been and let me pretend not to be pretentious at you.

Practicing Spanish. Holla at yo' gurl on Duolingo, what what?

Going to the gym. I take great satisfaction in lifting bigger heavy objects than certain boys I know.

Learning pixel art? I desk warm a lot, times are getting desperate. I'm trying to pick up something creative. Currently dabbling in calligraphy, photography, and coding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
empathizing
math, though the longer I'm away from it the less sure of this I become
eating. seriously.
pretending I know what I'm talking about
killing house plants
going over budget in southeast asia
making people uncomfortable because I think it's kind of funny

I used to think "sarcasm", but a Scottish friend has recently informed me that American sarcasm is far too heavy handed to be considered legitimate, so I will replace it with:
satire
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I curse wayyy too much. oops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Once and Future King, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, most fantasy novels, Foundation, Dune!

Movies: The Fifth Element, Pan's Labyrinth, Almost Famous, Moonrise Kingdom, blah blah. recommend something!

Shows: reality TV, documentaries about animals or politics or feminist shit or hippie shit, Archer, The Americans, Firefly

Music: all that is good in music. but probably not. but a lot of it. TOOL, Bandcamp's weekly mix, Death Cab for Cutie, Portugal. The Man, Shakey Graves, Anita Tijoux, rap in languages that I don't understand. getting really into Korean hip hop right now - check out Beenzino

Food: Gin martinis. Mexican food. Indian food. Italian food. food in general, anything with cheese in particular. Desserts of all shapes and sizes. Plums, sugar snap peas, cows in all their delicious forms. Thanksgiving.

Did I mention kimchi?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the internet
books
my phone. embarrassing but true
breakfast
intellectual friends
periodic social interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My place in the world, the nature of time, what I'm going to eat for dinner (let's all be honest, probably cereal), my precarious finances, my/your/their/our future, my next destination, (all) other things, how I can reconcile various feminist philosophies with my personal world view, how any one person can ever hope to connect to another, the inevitable sci-fi-ification of the world
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with whomever I can trick into being my friend
going to a show
at a bar
playing D&D
on reddit being a loser
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I use a crutch, and I have a mini panic attack every time I see a profile for someone I know in real life
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know anywhere to get some good crack.
You know how to form complete, coherent sentences.
You appreciate microbrews, or would like to. or if you hate them and want to fight about it. same goes for gin.
You think about things. Like, a lot.
You can think of a more original conversation topic than my crutch.
You have a skill that will help me take over the world.
You travel for no reason and with little regard for practicality.