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25 안양, South Korea Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 4
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Personal experiment and disclaimer: I often drag these internet things out too long, and then they get weird, and then I never meet up with anyone, and then I die alone and my cats eat my face. So, I'm gonna try this new approach: if after a few messages we both feel relatively certain that neither of us is a serial killer, then let's go get drinks. Cut the awkward off at the pass. However, I am currently planning to leave Korea in March, so don't get too attached.

I think I'm pretty awesome. Unfortunately I am paradoxically riddled with social anxiety. It's a very confusing place inside my head.

Human existence is meaningless, futile, and brief, and that is fucking beautiful.

I believe in utilizing the Oxford comma, and I enjoy hyphens.

I employ a "shotgun" style of humor - if I say enough things that I think are funny, probabilistically someone else will eventually find something funny as well.

My enthusiasm for online dating waxes and wanes periodically, so I apologize in advance if I start a conversation and then break your heart. I can't help it, it's a ginger thing. Or a pisces thing. Or a 20-something thing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have my BA in mathematics. Recently discovered that I hate classroom management, so I am reevaluating long-term plans. Statistics? Perpetual expat? Sell my soul to corporate America?

I've been teaching English in Korea for a little over two years now. I speak less Korean than I should, but enough to impress a 12-year-old. I'm pretty cool.

I just started playing Dungeons and Dragons and Magic: The Gathering. Firmly addicted.

Travelling. I have plans for world domination that are going to be seriously difficult to put into action if I don't meet my travel goals. Ask me where I've been and let me pretend not to be pretentious at you.

Practicing Spanish. Holla at yo' gurl on Duolingo, what what?

Going to the gym. I take great satisfaction in lifting bigger heavy objects than certain boys I know.

Learning pixel art? I desk warm a lot, times are getting desperate. I'm trying to pick up something creative. Currently dabbling in calligraphy, photography, and coding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
math, though the longer I'm away from it the less sure of this I become
eating. seriously.
pretending I know what I'm talking about
killing house plants
going over budget in southeast asia
making people uncomfortable because I think it's kind of funny

I used to think "sarcasm", but a Scottish friend has recently informed me that American sarcasm is far too heavy handed to be considered legitimate, so I will replace it with:
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I curse wayyy too much. oops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Once and Future King, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, most fantasy novels, Foundation, Dune!

Movies: The Fifth Element, Pan's Labyrinth, Almost Famous, Moonrise Kingdom, blah blah. recommend something!

Shows: reality TV, documentaries about animals or politics or feminist shit or hippie shit, Archer, The Americans, Firefly

Music: all that is good in music. but probably not. but a lot of it. TOOL, Bandcamp's weekly mix, Death Cab for Cutie, Portugal. The Man, Shakey Graves, Anita Tijoux, rap in languages that I don't understand. getting really into Korean hip hop right now - check out Beenzino

Food: Gin martinis. Mexican food. Indian food. Italian food. food in general, anything with cheese in particular. Desserts of all shapes and sizes. Plums, sugar snap peas, cows in all their delicious forms. Thanksgiving.

Did I mention kimchi?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the internet
my phone. embarrassing but true
intellectual friends
periodic social interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My place in the world, the nature of time, what I'm going to eat for dinner (let's all be honest, probably cereal), my precarious finances, my/your/their/our future, my next destination, (all) other things, how I can reconcile various feminist philosophies with my personal world view, how any one person can ever hope to connect to another, the inevitable sci-fi-ification of the world
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with whomever I can trick into being my friend
going to a show
at a bar
playing D&D
on reddit being a loser
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I use a crutch, and I have a mini panic attack every time I see a profile for someone I know in real life
You should message me if
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You know anywhere to get some good crack.
You know how to form complete, coherent sentences.
You appreciate microbrews, or would like to. or if you hate them and want to fight about it. same goes for gin.
You think about things. Like, a lot.
You can think of a more original conversation topic than my crutch.
You have a skill that will help me take over the world.
You travel for no reason and with little regard for practicality.