Human existence is meaningless, futile, and brief, and that is fucking beautiful.
I believe in utilizing the Oxford comma, and I enjoy hyphens.
I employ a "shotgun" style of humor - if I say enough things that I think are funny, probabilistically someone else will eventually find something funny as well.
My enthusiasm for online dating waxes and wanes periodically, so I apologize in advance if I start a conversation and then break your heart. I can't help it, it's a ginger thing. Or a pisces thing. Or a 20-something thing.