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v_marie

25 F 안양, South Korea

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a little pretentious. in an ironic sort of way.

Human existence is meaningless, futile, and brief, and that is fucking beautiful.

I believe in utilizing the Oxford comma.

My enthusiasm for online dating waxes and wanes periodically, so I apologize in advance if I start a conversation and then break your heart. I can't help it, it's a ginger thing. Or a pisces thing. Or a 20-something thing.
What I’m doing with my life
I have my BA in mathematics. Recently discovered that I hate classroom management, so I am currently reevaluating long-term plans. Statistics? Perpetual expat? Sell my soul to corporate America?

I've been teaching English in Korea for a year and just signed a new contract at a much nicer school. Life is showing improvement.

Travelling. I have plans for world domination that are going to be seriously difficult to put into action if I don't meet my travel goals. Ask me where I've been and let me pretend not to be pretentious at you.

Practicing Spanish. Because I WILL be bilingual, god dammit. Holla at yo' gurl on Duolingo, what what?
I’m really good at
empathizing
math
eating
pretending I know what I'm talking about
killing house plants
going over budget in southeast asia
making people uncomfortable because I think it's kind of funny

I used to think "sarcasm", but a Scottish friend has recently informed me that American sarcasm is far too heavy handed to be considered legitimate, so I will replace it with:
satire
The first things people usually notice about me
red hair, filthy vocabulary, a dark sense of humor (except poop jokes. those are just objectively funny)

.....wanna hear a lame joke?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Once and Future King, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, most fantasy novels, Foundation

Movies: Almost Famous, Moonrise Kingdom, blah blah. recommend something!

Shows: reality TV, documentaries about animals or politics or feminist shit or hippie shit, Archer, The Americans, Firefly

Music: all that is good in music. but probably not. but a lot of it. TOOL, Atmosphere, Death Cab for Cutie, Portugal. The Man, Shakey Graves

Food: Italian food in general, anything with cheese in particular. Indian food. Desserts of all shapes and sizes. Plums, sugar snap peas, cows in all their delicious forms. Thanksgiving.

Did I mention kimchi?
The six things I could never do without
the internet
books
my phone. embarrassing but true
breakfast
intellectual friends
periodic social interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My place in the world, the nature of time, what I'm going to eat for dinner (probably cereal at this point), my precarious finances, my/your/their/our future, next destination, (all) other things
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with whoever I can trick into being my friend
going to a show
at a bar
on reddit being a loser
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I use a crutch, and I have a mini panic attack every time I see a profile for someone I know in real life
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know anywhere to get some good crack.
You know how to form complete, coherent sentences.
You appreciate microbrews.
You can think of a more original conversation topic than my crutch.
You have a skill that will help me take over the world.
You travel for no reason and with little regard for practicality.