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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:56pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I'd rather be known for what I'm "for" than what I stand against.......I'm for fun.

I can make you laugh. I'm like the ninja of's > samurai

Not all who wanderlust are lost...

Sometimes, I wish I believed in Bigfoot. Sorry, that was probably too personal for a dating profile. I'll try and do better next time...

Also, Raphael is the greatest Ninja Turtle. Just thought you should know....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ghost riding the whip & Casper sliding, but only part 2.

Also, I create pretty things out of wood & metal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Twerking? is that still a thing?
I'm the best at being me.

Impersonating people...I may or may not have been on SNL in another life, or at least Sacha Baron Cohen.
Also, I'm great at looking like "that one guy".....the Prince of Persia guy, Jim from the office, zoolander, the list goes onnnnnn......
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People never see a ninja coming.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All of them......minus Titanic (that dry ass movie, bring on the water) & The Notebook (I've never seen it, tried to watch it 3 times but fall asleep when he climbs the Ferris wheel. sorry)....

Anything Jack White is involved in; that dude could read the instruction Manual for a toaster and I'd be into it, airbourne toxic event, Mumford & Sons, James Morrison, The Raconteurs, David Gray, Ray LaMontagne, Manchester Orchestra, Avett Brothers, Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men, Needtobreathe, Ben Rector...anything with a banjo and a man with respectable facial shrubbery.

Blue Like Jazz, Wild at Heart, Ragamuffin Gospel, Velvet Elvis, A Long Way Gone, Love Does, I Wear the Black Hat, anything by that Dr. Seuss fella, & Berenstain Bears and the Messy Room.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm assuming this is like the final round of Wheel of Fortune and food, clothing, and shelter is a given....

1. My best friend, Barkley.
2.My family and (human) mates
3. Creativity
4. Ability to laugh
5. My faith

6.Last space remains empty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I a man, or am I a muppet.


What would I do if a zombie apocalypse and/or ninja attack happened right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Confused if I just bought cabbage or lettuce.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a ninja. Crap, I shouldn't have told you that.

Also, all cats hate me. I'm cool with it. Hope it's not a deal breaker...
You should message me if
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You have any 3's. If I have to go fish one more damn time.....

You just want to....and/or you find me dashing and decide I am the man of your dreams (said in a very regal tone; not sure why a regal tone, but just go with it)....