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vagabond_music

33 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'd rather be known for what I'm "for" than what I stand against.......I'm for fun.

I can make you laugh. I'm like the ninja of comedy.....ninja's > samurai

Not all who wanderlust are lost...

Sometimes, I feel like a sailboat.

IG: @ThingsMattSaw

Also, Raphael is the greatest Ninja Turtle. Just thought you should know....
What I’m doing with my life
Making magic happen. Also, I create pretty things.
I’m really good at
Twerking? is that still a thing?
I'm the best at being me.

Impersonating people...I may or may not have been on SNL in another life, or at least Sacha Baron Cohen.
Also, I'm great at looking like "that one guy".....the Prince of Persia guy, Jim from the office, zoolander, the list goes onnnnnn......
The first things people usually notice about me
People never see a ninja coming.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies
All of them......minus Titanic (that dry ass movie, bring on the water) & The Notebook (I've never seen it, tried to watch it 3 times but fall asleep when he climbs the Ferris wheel. sorry)....

Music
Anything Jack White is involved in; that dude could read the instruction Manual for a toaster and I'd be into it, airbourne toxic event, Mumford & Sons, James Morrison, The Raconteurs, David Gray, Ray LaMontagne, Manchester Orchestra, Avett Brothers, Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men, Needtobreathe, Ben Rector...anything with a banjo and a man with respectable facial shrubbery.

Books
Blue Like Jazz, Wild at Heart, Ragamuffin Gospel, Velvet Elvis, A Long Way Gone, Love Does, I Wear the Black Hat, anything by that Dr. Seuss fella, & Berenstain Bears and the Messy Room.
The six things I could never do without
I'm assuming this is like the final round of Wheel of Fortune and food, clothing, and shelter is a given....

1. My best friend, Barkley.
2.My family and (human) mates
3. Creativity
4. Ability to laugh
5. My faith

6.Last space remains empty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Am I a man, or am I a muppet.

AND

What would I do if a zombie apocalypse and/or ninja attack happened right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Confused if I just bought cabbage or lettuce.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a ninja. Crap, I shouldn't have told you that.

Also, all cats hate me. I'm cool with it. Hope it's not a deal breaker...
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have any 3's. If I have to go fish one more damn time.....

You just want to....and/or you find me dashing and decide I am the man of your dreams (said in a very regal tone; not sure why a regal tone, but just go with it)....