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vagabondarcadia

20 Elon, NC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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That's right, lovelies; I have returned. Long story short, I am lonely and am looking for friends. FRIENDS. I realize that this is a dating site and most people on here aren't exactly looking to be my macrame partner or whatever, but hey, it's worth a try.

My name is Heather. I spend most of my time reading, writing, and trying (failing) to get over Mordin's death. I often feel that I connect better emotionally with fictional characters than with actual humans and if that's wrong, then I don't want to be right.

You can find me on Tumblr, if you're into that sort of thing: link

I'm sure there's more I could write here, but I'll leave it at this for now.

Fin.

P.S. Once more, I want to explicitly state that I am NOT looking to pursue a romantic/sexual relationship with any of you goofs. I'm not trying to be obnoxious about it; I just don't want anyone to feel I've tricked/led them astray like the foul harpy that I am (not).
What I’m doing with my life
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If I only knew.

Currently pursuing a degree in English with a minor in Humanities. In other words, preparing for a future of addiction and homelessness.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing papers, staring at ceilings, and performing social experiments on my roommate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My chronic bitch face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors:
The Book of Flying, Shutter Island, anything by David Sedaris, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal Rising, Harry Potter, I Am America (And So Can You!), the poetry of T.S. Eliot and Buddy Wakefield, the various novels of Cormac McCarthy

Movies:
Sin City, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Matrix, Donnie Darko, Cry-Baby, Trainspotting, Crazy Stupid Love, Friends With Kids, The Edukators, Blue Valentine, Zack & Miri Make a Porno

Shows:
Chuck, Parks & Rec, Psych, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Arrested Development, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Metalocaplyse, New Girl, Gilmore Girls

Music:
Foxing, Modest Mouse, Interpol, Lily Allen, Lana Del Rey, Ben Folds, Mimicking Birds, The National, SOAD, Kanye West, Childish Gambino, Beyoncé

Food:
Mediterranean (so, so much), Chinese/Japanese, the souls of the damned, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. The few people that can stand to be around me for extended periods of time (i.e. "friends")
3. Books
4. Xbox
5. That's about it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death. Also space travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out with friends or being suffocated by my own crippling mediocrity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I'm alone and bored I like to pretend I'm being interviewed by Ellen Degeneres.

I own 53 bottles of nail polish, 15 of which are varying shades of blue.
You should message me if
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you're looking for platonic companionship in this cruel, dark world and/or you want to talk games, books, music, etc.

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