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21 Greensboro, NC Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 1:06pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
That's right, folks; I have returned. Long story short, I am lonely and am looking for friends. FRIENDS. I realize that this is a dating site and most people on here aren't exactly looking to be my macrame partner or whatever, but hey, it's worth a try. That being said, I'll admit that I'm generally hesitant to message people these days since I don't want to waste anyone's time, so if you think I'm the sort of person you can see yourself jiving with please, PLEASE let me know.

My name is Heather. I spend most of my time reading, writing, and trying (failing) to get over Mordin's death. I often feel that I connect better emotionally with fictional characters than with actual humans and if that's wrong, then I don't want to be right.

I'm sure there's more I could write here, but I'll leave it at this for now.

What I’m doing with my life
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If I only knew.

Currently pursuing a degree in English with a minor in Humanities. In other words, preparing for a future of addiction and homelessness.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing papers, staring at ceilings, sighing dramatically for no particular reason.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They usually don't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Book of Flying, Shutter Island, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal Rising, I Am America (And So Can You!), the various novels/collections of Junot Diaz, Cormac McCarthy, David Sedaris, and Donald Barthelme, the poetry of Kathleen Fraser, Buddy Wakefield, and Edgar Guest (couldn't even type that last one with a straight face)

Sin City, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Matrix, Donnie Darko, Cry-Baby, Trainspotting, Crazy Stupid Love, Friends With Kids, The Edukators, Blue Valentine, Zack & Miri Make a Porno

Chuck, Parks & Rec, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Psych, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Metalocaplyse, New Girl, Gilmore Girls

Foxing, Modest Mouse, Basement, The Front Bottoms, Marina & the Diamonds, Ben Folds, Mimicking Birds, The National, SOAD, Logic, Kanye West, Childish Gambino

Mediterranean (so, so much), Chinese/Japanese, the souls of the damned, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. The few people that can stand to be around me for extended periods of time (i.e. "friends")
3. Books
4. Xbox
5. That's about it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Death. Also space travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out with friends or being suffocated by my own crippling mediocrity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I'm alone and bored I like to pretend I'm being interviewed by Ellen Degeneres.

I own 53 bottles of nail polish, 15 of which are varying shades of blue.
You should message me if
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you're looking for platonic companionship in this cruel, dark world and/or you want to talk games, books, music, etc.