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My self-summary
That's right, folks; I have returned. Long story short, I am lonely and am looking for friends. FRIENDS. I realize that this is a dating site and most people on here aren't exactly looking to be my macrame partner or whatever, but hey, it's worth a try. That being said, I'll admit that I'm generally hesitant to message people these days since I don't want to waste anyone's time, so if you think I'm the sort of person you can see yourself jiving with please, PLEASE let me know.

My name is Heather. I spend most of my time reading, writing, and trying (failing) to get over Mordin's death. I often feel that I connect better emotionally with fictional characters than with actual humans and if that's wrong, then I don't want to be right.

I'm sure there's more I could write here, but I'll leave it at this for now.

What I’m doing with my life
If I only knew.

Currently pursuing a degree in English with a minor in Humanities. In other words, preparing for a future of addiction and homelessness.
I’m really good at
writing papers, sighing dramatically, self-deprecating humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
They usually don't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Book of Flying, Shutter Island, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal Rising, I Am America (And So Can You!), the various novels/collections of Junot Diaz, Cormac McCarthy, David Sedaris, and Donald Barthelme, the poetry of Kathleen Fraser, Buddy Wakefield, and Edgar Guest (couldn't even type that last one with a straight face)

Sin City, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Matrix, Donnie Darko, Cry-Baby, Trainspotting, Crazy Stupid Love, Friends With Kids, The Edukators, Blue Valentine, Zack & Miri Make a Porno

Chuck, Parks & Rec, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Psych, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Metalocaplyse, New Girl, Gilmore Girls

Foxing, Modest Mouse, Basement, The Front Bottoms, Marina & the Diamonds, Ben Folds, Mimicking Birds, The National, SOAD, Logic, Kanye West, Childish Gambino

Mediterranean (so, so much), Chinese/Japanese, the souls of the damned, etc.
The six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. The few people that can stand to be around me for extended periods of time (i.e. "friends")
3. Books
4. Xbox
5. That's about it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Death. Also space travel.
On a typical Friday night I am
being suffocated by my own crippling mediocrity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I'm alone and bored I like to pretend I'm being interviewed by Ellen Degeneres.

I own 53 bottles of nail polish, 15 of which are varying shades of blue.
You should message me if
you're looking for platonic companionship in this cruel, dark world and/or you want to talk games, books, music, etc.