The internet is a place where I get to be vague and falsely indifferent.

I love carefully placed words even though I never seem to know where to put mine. I want to be Margaret Atwood when I grow up.

“I do give value.
Like preachers, I sell vision,
like perfume ads, desire
or its facsimile. Like jokes
or war, it's all in the timing.
I sell men back their worse suspicions:
that everything's for sale,
and piecemeal.”

-Margaret Atwood

Finish “Helen of Troy Does Countertop Dancing” if you want a better idea. No, I’m not a stripper… just a writer of sorts. I've been taking a break lately, but I'm excited about getting back into school and my writing.

I enjoy good books and the people who read them, being introduced to new music or re-introduced to older things, grammar rules, alliteration, smoking hookah, traveling, museums, originality in most forms, and sex as both a subject and an activity.

I dislike blatantly poor grammar and OkCupid IM (so don't use it).

Waking, working, writing, breathing, fucking, thinking, sleeping, then starting over.

I'm an English major working on a degree and doing web design to pay bills. After college I'll consider joining the real world, but will probably find some way to avoid it.

Also Azrhiel is amazing, and totally didn't make this edit herself:-)

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I have a penchant for procrastination, sarcasm, and Tekken 5 (because I'm old school and surprisingly good at mashing random buttons)

Authors: Margaret Atwood, Jeanette Winterson, Sarah Waters, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Angela Carter, Aldus Huxley, Joseph Heller, Miranda July, Virginia Woolf, really I just like books.

Music: Jenny Owen Youngs, Rilo Kiley, Radiohead, Andrew Bird, The Decemberists, Bjork, Stars, Metric, Death Cab, Imogen Heap, Iron & Wine, Sufjan Stevens, Regina Spektor, Rasputina, and an assortment of things that you may or may not expect.

Food: Pedro's Tacos, hummus, Diet Coke

Movies: Secretary, Me You and Everyone We Know

Books, music, my cell phone, intelligent conversation, sex, spell check.

How other people perceive things. What I am doing with my life. Complexities. What to do with my free time and how to make more of that time free.

I could be doing any number of things, but to be honest I am probably at home with my girlfriend. She's completely captivating, so I find it difficult to make plans that don't include her these days.

1. On an existence scale of one to ten, you score above a seven (and therefore are only a creepy old man on the inside).

2. You think I'd find you interesting and can follow basic grammar rules while you're convincing me.