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valentine3102

26 F New Llano, LA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
More Recent Update:
ROLLER DERBY IS AMAZING.

Update:
I just started dating a wonderful guy. I am very happy with the two men in my life. So i think for right now I am going to stick with looking for a girlfriend :)

Yes, I am married. But I am polyamorous. I am looking for both a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I am NOT interested in just hooking up. Been there, done that. If you are interested, please shoot me a message :)

.i am me.
.in this whole world, there is no one else exactly like me.
.i am stubborn and hardheaded.
.i have a huge heart.
.i care more about others than myself.
.i have a hard time making decisions.
.i have had a rough life.
.i have scars on my body as well as on my heart.
.i am outgoing and determined.
.i am the queen of procrastination.
.i love learning sign language.
.i am an actress, singer, and artist.
.i cannot dance to save my life.
.i love photography and developing my own photos.
.i tend to be quite sarcastic.
.i have seriously planned out what to do in case of a zombie attack.
.i love ghosts and paranormal stuff.
.i totally know how to drive a stick shift.
.i met my best friend, WeirdAlex, on this site. several of my other friends are on this site as well including JonoRHill, EmmieWonderland, EineBeBop, ElQuesoGrande1, Linzeepinzee, Kimberrrrry, Marie1404, and PowderedXBook.
.i have the ability to burn water, but i also make an amazing apple pie.
.i love stand up comedy.
.i love being on stage.
.i love musicals.
.i want to be on Broadway someday.
.i love show tunes, jazz, swing, big band, and oldies.
.i love country and classic rock.
.i am eccentric.
.i love vintage clothing.
.i have a short-term memory.
.i tend to write on my hands because it is the only way i will remember things.
.i have a strong faith in God.
.i do not always agree with the Church.
.i have my own political views.
.i am more liberal than conservative.
.i have morals and values.
.i am a daughter, a sister, a niece, a cousin, and a friend.
.i am me.
.take me or leave me.

I am a zombie, a robot, a pirate, a ninja, a derby girl, and a Whovian.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it!

and

Giving Roller Derby a shot!
I’m really good at
Making awkward situations more awkward. Listening. Speaking before I think. Making an ass out of myself. Making people laugh. Giving advice that i should follow myself but don't. Cuddling. Losing at poker. Oh and I'm SUPER good at sleeping.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything and everything by Chuck Palahnuik, Gone With The Wind, The Odyssey, The Iliad, Wicked, Son of a Witch, What To Do When You're Dating A Jew, Harry Potter!, He's Just Not That Into You, The Zombie Survival Guide, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, The Stinky CheeseMan and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, The Memoirs of Helen of Troy, The Marijuanalogues, Brides of Eden, Tarnsman of Gor [i've only read the first book in the series], The Rapture of Canaan, and anything by Taylor Caldwell

Movies: Secretary, Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead, Knocked Up, Fido, Juno, Fight Club, American History X, Gone With The Wind, Sweeney Todd, Life is Beautiful, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Grandma's Boy, Teeth, Hairspray, Some Like It Hot, The Notebook, Big Fish, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shaun of the Dead, Where The Heart Is, Blair Thumb Project, Young Frankenstein, Harry Potter!, The Wedding Singer, The Painted Veil, The Girl Next Door, Spaceballs, Super Troopers, History of the World Part 1, The Princess Bride, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Starship Troopers, 13 Going on 30, Saw, Zombieland, any and all musicals, horrible B movies, and horror flicks [especially zombie movies].

Music: Walk Off The Earth, Maroon 5, Alison Krauss, Taylor Swift, Plain White Ts, Showtunes, All American Rejects, The Click Five, Barenaked Ladies, Ben's Brother, Blake Shelton, Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, Duncan Sheik, Finger Eleven, Flight of the Conchords, Gavin DeGraw, Green Day, John Mayer, Rascal Flatts, Matchbox 20, Buckcherry, Natasha Bedingfield, Offspring, Queen, Sara Bareilles, Sarah Evans, Savage Garden, Sugarland, Eric Clapton, Journey, Foreigner, Pistol Annies, Swing, Big Band

Foods: Sushi, Italian...all? I like food!

Ok, I'm adding three additional sections because I'm bored and I feel like it :D

Television: Nip/Tuck, Glee, Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, The Office, Supernatural, Scariest Places on Earth, Arrested Development, Futurama, Family Guy, Venture Bros., Shin Chan, Harvey Birdman, Law and Order, Comedy Central Presents, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Ace of Cakes, The Big Bang Theory, Firefly, Grounded For Life, 8 Simple Rules, Best Week Ever

Comedians: Daniel Tosh, Mike Birbiglia, Jim Gaffigan, Stephen Lynch, Adam Ferrara, Arj Barker, Doug Benson, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Maria Bamford, pretty much all of the Comedians of Comedy, Steve Byrne, Lisa Landry, Bobcat Goldthwait, Christian Finnegan, Demetri Martin, the old Dane Cook, Lewis Black, Louis CK, Sarah Silverman, Michael Ian Black, Doug Stanhope, Eddie Gossling, Greg Behrendt, Kevin Hart, Kyle Cease, Jon Stewart, Mitch Hedberg (rip), Nick Swardson, Ted Alexandro, Zach Galifianakis, George Carlin (rip), Jimmy Carr

Plays/Musicals: The Last Five Years, Spring Awakening, Wicked, Avenue Q, Thoroughly Modern Millie, Grease, Little Shop of Horrors, Chicago, Hairspray, Sweeney Todd, Reefer Madness, Cabaret, Guys and Dolls, Rent, Legally Blonde: The Musical, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
The six things I could never do without
in no particular order...

Family
Friends
My dog
Love
The interwebs
Sarcasm
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to?

OR

You love tattoos as much as I do.

OR

You can teach me to snowboard and/or surf.

OR

if you have the missing half of this golden amulet.