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valtherealdeal

29 Inglewood, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 24
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Kosher
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just your typical reformed sex addict. I've come a long way from the days of being addicted to feces ...especially the dirty lincoln. Having said that, I am also an advocate for seeking help when you need it.. Oh, by the way, I am a firm believer in domestic discipline. Should you be a naughty girl i will pull down your panties and give you a good spanking with my bare hand.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pulling panties down with one hand...they don't call me the "panty vacuum" for nothing..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pussy
Booze
Popped Collars
Spinners
Spray-on tans
Pussy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my donkey dick. Like seriously, i have to get my condoms custom made.. (they don't come that big)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
masturbating. I keep the love machine well oiled..
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can suck a golfball down a garden hose..