Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


34 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Septimus Smith.

I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine.

And a straight razor, if you get too close to me.

I didn't write these words. They came to me in a dream.*

*actually they came off youtube
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i am trying to figure out how to live my life with true authenticity yet still get paid. I'm on a quest for spiritual sustenance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
wallowing in self-pity. dreaming.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really know. I look a bit like pete Townsend if you squint I suppose. Or Jonathan richman at a pinch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
christ, just off the top of my head... Dawn of The Dead, Aguirre, The Wild Palms, Slaughterhouse 5, As I Lay Dying, On The Road, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Brazil, The Werckmeister Harmonies, Stalker, Chinatown, Five Easy Pieces, The Old Man And The Sea, 2001, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Community, L'Atalante, No Country For Old Men (book and film), The Road (book only), Game of Thrones, The Thin Blue Line (doc not rowan atkinson series), Grey Gardens, American Movie, The Wire (of course)

pretty much any kind of music that doesn't sound like Skrillex, including the Beatles, the Stones, Scott Walker, Spiritualized, Spacemen 3, Leonard Cohen, Iggy and the Stooges, Bowie, Brian Eno, Boards of Canada, Public Enemy, the Wu Tang Clan, the Beach Boys (but I hate Mike Love), Johnny Cash, Dennis Wilson and so on and so forth.

pretty much all kinds of food too. i could say more but i hope you get the general idea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I had a funny reply here but I got bored of it (it wasn't the hilarious one about oxygen that so many of you have either). I think on the whole, you don't know what you can never do without until you're deprived of it, so I'll say the love of a good woman.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The evil that men do and whether I'm doing enough to stop it. I also think about women from time to time.

Le passé m'a trompé
La presente me tourmente
L'avenir m'épouvante
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jerking off into a sock
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I see myself ending my days in full drag, singing 'Superstar' by the Carpenters on a sinking cruise ship as the sea slowly envelopes me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want me to open your mind, squeegee your third eye and transcend your mind to a whole new level of consciousness

or if you want to drink.