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vampyrekitty

34 Somerville, MA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm told I'm a lot smarter and deeper than I let on, but mostly I'm happy-go-lucky, sunshine and lollipops.

... Oh, and I identify as polyamorous. So if that really turns you off, you should probably move right along, because I'm just not what you're looking for. =)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm on a perpetual quest to better my life and myself and become the person everyone believes I already am.
By day, I get paid to feed smart people, and by night, I dream of one day having my own cooking show.
I also keep fairly insanely busy doing local theatre. It's my other major, all-consuming passion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smiles, hugs, being charmingly self-deprecating, being ridiculously silly, and showering people with affection.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dunno, I'm really bad at this.
I mean, I hope they notice my smile, my bubbly demeanor, etc etc - but mostly I think I'm just hoping they don't find me abominably trollish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food: Um, everything?
Music: Mostly what Pandora offers to me, my most commonly played stations involve super bubblegum 90s-2000s pop (yes, boy bands) or soulful, heart-wrenching (early johnny lang) or ... well, most pop-rock.
Shows: I am really good at living under a rock. I have recently been introduced to Firefly though (Yeah, I know, wicked late to the game).
Movies: Princess Bride, Lilo & Stitch, most anything Pixar (and most of Disney animated, tbh), Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You mean, like, other than Maslow's hierarchy of needs? Hugs. Lots of hugs and cuddles.

(So, okay, confession? I've never studied psychology. I learned about Maslow's hierarchy in my business class in culinary school. Yeah, I'm a total poser, right? It's cool, I think so too.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. I love tinkering with food and trying new recipes. What space is left in my brain is often occupied by happy thoughts about friends, excitement about meeting awesome new people, and the hope that said awesome new people will like me back.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I mean, ideally, out with people, but lately? More often chilling at home with ridiculous tripe on the internet.
No, seriously though, I'd probably rather be out doing stuff. =)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
.... I used to be a huge Power Rangers dork. (Like, literally, watched it well into my first years in college. Um, and I may have belonged to a Power Rangers IRC chat room. As a moderator.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you think we could have amazingly fun conversations?
... you think I'm adorably quirky?
... you want to ... uh, I dunno, you want to?