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van_Occupuma

31 M São Paulo, Brazil

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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all the usual interests...documentaries, 'history-lite' books, science faction infotainment, comedies / comedians described by critics as 'edgy' or 'off-beat', earnest American indie, miserablist British indie...

short term goal: to continue enjoying my work, long term goal: to conceive, write and submit the comedy pilot I know is knocking around in there somewhere...

what makes me unique: nobody I know enjoys clicking 'Random article' on Wikipedia as much as I do. To heighten the excitement and prolong the buzz, I've started to read the articles too...

my taste in music: jangly guitars, off-kilter vocals, electronic blips, story telling, drum tattoos. Think Belle & Sebastian, Radiohead, The Decemberists, The National...
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading dictionaries. Spinning globes. Cracking wise. Brewing up. Making plans.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Opinions. Liberal profanity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book = Don Quixote / Midnight's Children / Nineteen Eighty-Four
Film = Stanley Kubrick
Show = Peep Show / The Sopranos / Seinfeld
Music = The Smiths / Portishead / Neutral Milk Hotel
Food = much anything, really...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Loud, slightly miserable music
2) A good coat
3) Morning tea
4) A USB flash drive
5) A car
6) A sense of humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Falling off tall buildings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rather tired. Actually, what I mean is that I am the life and soul.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really?
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 27–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You know you should read more and you do try. You're not sure if listening to music and watching television count as hobbies. Your listening to something you love but wouldn't put on for you're friends. You've noticed that 'your' and 'you're' have been used incorrectly in the last sentence. You're successful and you certainly don't waste your time.