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van_damn

42 M Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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DrawSomething: van_line

Game on!

This is who I am (or at least who I think I am):

Quick, ingenious, stimulating,alert and outspoken. Resourceful in solving new and challenging problems. Adept at generating conceptual possibilities and then analyzing them strategically. Good at reading other people. Bored by routine, will seldom do the same thing the same way, apt to turn to one new interest after another.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working for the man and hating it.

Update: I quit working for the man. Right now I am on a short term contract assignment. I am making great money and I don't have to deal with all the dilbert work politics. Only bad thing is the contract is up in a month or so.

Update 2: Took another contract assignment and while it paid the bills I hated it. I ended up doing almost an identical job that I had been doing. I just gave my notice and I will starting my newest contract assignment in 2 weeks.

Work Update 3: I am working for the man again. I accepted a full-time gig. It isn't terrible but it isn't great.

non-work related update: I bought a house in the barrio. I am fostering a dog for a rescue.

Work Update 4: I hate working for The Man. I had to cut off 5 1/2 inches of my beautiful locks because long hair. The Man is a MFer

Update 5: I ended up keeping Frank the Tank, my former foster dog. Now I am currently fostering another dog for a local rescue. Mark my words, there is not way I am keeping another dog.

Update 759: Now I am really really working for the man, and I am not sure if I can deal with it from a moral perspective.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-saying the absolute worst thing at the absolute wrong time.

-talking people off ledges.

-making people laugh either with me or at me. (mostly at me)

-under-promise and over deliver.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Okay! I had to fight a dude to get with her! I fought a crazy seven-foot-tall purple-suited dude! And I had to fight 96 guys to get to him, too! He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes and he could make people do whatever he said automatically! He was totally awesome! And I kicked him so far he saw the curvature of the Earth!!

sense of humor, my crazy eyes and wild hair.

People either like me or hate me, doesn't seem to be any middle ground.

I am tall also, that seems to get a lot of comments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(a)authors: Stephen King (his old stuff, esp the short stories)Philip K. Dick; Robert Sawyer; Peter David; Neil Gaiman. Warren Ellis

(b)Anchorman;shaun of the dead;fight club; elf;band of brothers, batman begins,snatch, almost famous and a million others.

(c) I love Rap music and really old country.

(d) I don't dig Indian Food, but everything else is cool. I can't find enough cool people to eat sushi with either.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know, the usual stuff: family, friends, laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how my brother has passed me and has taken the title of "favorite son". He had a little girl last year and my parents absolutely love her and now my brother can do no wrong in their life.

From a book I just read, "Fletch and the man who"(1983):

"The American people don't want anyone with deep convictions as President of the United States. People with deep convictions are dangerous. They're incapable of the art of governing a democracy because they're incapable of compromise. People with deep convictions put everyone who disagrees with them in prison. Then they blow the world up."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chilling out at the house or reading or watching a movie or drinking a beer with a friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I saw my brother this year at Christmas, he said, "You look like a serial killer." and I thought, "Awesome."

One of my dogs drinks only once a day, for about 10 minutes straight.
You should message me if
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you want to chat