Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is who I am (or at least who I think I am):
Quick, ingenious, stimulating,alert and outspoken. Resourceful in
solving new and challenging problems. Adept at generating
conceptual possibilities and then analyzing them strategically.
Good at reading other people. Bored by routine, will seldom do the
same thing the same way, apt to turn to one new interest after
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working for the man and hating it.
Update: I quit working for the man. Right now I am on a short term
contract assignment. I am making great money and I don't have to
deal with all the dilbert work politics. Only bad thing is the
contract is up in a month or so.
Update 2: Took another contract assignment and while it paid the
bills I hated it. I ended up doing almost an identical job that I
had been doing. I just gave my notice and I will starting my newest
contract assignment in 2 weeks.
Work Update 3: I am working for the man again. I accepted a
full-time gig. It isn't terrible but it isn't great.
non-work related update: I bought a house in the barrio. I am
fostering a dog for a rescue.
Work Update 4: I hate working for The Man. I had to cut off 5 1/2
inches of my beautiful locks because long hair. The Man is a
Update 5: I ended up keeping Frank the Tank, my former foster dog.
Now I am currently fostering another dog for a local rescue. Mark
my words, there is not way I am keeping another dog.
Update 759: Now I am really really working for the man, and I am
not sure if I can deal with it from a moral perspective.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-saying the absolute worst thing at the absolute wrong time.
-talking people off ledges.
-making people laugh either with me or at me. (mostly at me)
-under-promise and over deliver.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Okay! I had to fight a dude to get with her! I fought a crazy
seven-foot-tall purple-suited dude! And I had to fight 96 guys to
get to him, too! He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from
his eyes and he could make people do whatever he said
automatically! He was totally awesome! And I kicked him so far he
saw the curvature of the Earth!!
sense of humor, my crazy eyes and wild hair.
People either like me or hate me, doesn't seem to be any middle
I am tall also, that seems to get a lot of comments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a)authors: Stephen King (his old stuff, esp the short
stories)Philip K. Dick; Robert Sawyer; Peter David; Neil Gaiman.
(b)Anchorman;shaun of the dead;fight club; elf;band of brothers,
batman begins,snatch, almost famous and a million others.
(c) I love Rap music and really old country.
(d) I don't dig Indian Food, but everything else is cool. I can't
find enough cool people to eat sushi with either.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know, the usual stuff: family, friends, laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how my brother has passed me and has taken the title of "favorite
son". He had a little girl last year and my parents absolutely love
her and now my brother can do no wrong in their life.
From a book I just read, "Fletch and the man who"(1983):
"The American people don't want anyone with deep convictions as
President of the United States. People with deep convictions are
dangerous. They're incapable of the art of governing a democracy
because they're incapable of compromise. People with deep
convictions put everyone who disagrees with them in prison. Then
they blow the world up."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chilling out at the house or reading or watching a movie or
drinking a beer with a friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I saw my brother this year at Christmas, he said, "You look
like a serial killer." and I thought, "Awesome."
One of my dogs drinks only once a day, for about 10 minutes
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