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vanillaplaygrnd

39 Chesterfield, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll try to keep it short. I'm silly, but thoughtful. I like to laugh and try to be an optimist. I like people, but I also can't stand them. I'm reasonably intelligent, science minded, and not at all religious. I'm kind and giving. I work hard, but I'm a procrastinator. I love exercising and good meals. I like nakedness. My sense of humor doesn't involve always cutting down the person I'm with, and I won't tolerate others who do that to me. I'm attracted to women who are confident and make no apologies for their strong sexuality because I make no apologies for mine. I believe most morality is relative. I'm always a work in progress; for example, I'm not always a good listener and have a tendency to talk too much...but I'm trying to value others more by talking less and listening more to what they have to say.

I'm from STL but have lived in other parts of the country for many years before moving home several years ago. I went to grad school and decided my field wasn't gong to work out. So, post doctorate, I now work for an airline and can fly anywhere in the U.S. for free! And if you interest me enough I might fly out to see you! (unless of course you live in St. Louis too. I'll just drive then)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling for work more than I'd like (paying off grad school loans). I love travel but would prefer do it for fun rather than work. If this doesn't work out maybe I'll just dress up like its Halloween every day of the year and leap tall buildings in a single bound. Maybe you can be my sidekick?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being friendly? IDK...Tying my shoes? I'm really good at that....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile? I'm not sure...its either that or my crazy party trick to recite mathematical Pi to four digits. (3.141, which is easy because it was the last four digits of my zip code growing up: 63141. Shhh, don't tell my secret!)

Some people might first notice that I do look like my pictures, and I am really 6'2" tall. I've been told a couple of times on dates that I'm the first person they've gone out with that actually looks like his pics. I guess many people post old outdated or misleading pics of themselves, and many guys fudge their height on this site. I don't know why people do that. Surely, their end goal is to meet someone in person, and that person will see that they lied about their height and posted misleading pics.
Also, some people think I look like Chris Pratt, some think Blake Shelton, and some think I look like Derek Theler. What do you think?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: The Great Gatsby, The Shining by Stephen King, A Separate Peaceon a salad by John Knowels, The Notebook, and the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo trilogy, A Short History of Nearly Everything

MOVIES: Rudy (with Sean Astin), Lean on Me, When Harry Met Sally, Hitch, Gladiator, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Bridesmaids, The Borne Identity, and The Shawshank Redemption

shows: (tv) Dexter, Big Bang Theory, friends, the daily show, msnbc, forensic files;
(theater) oklahoma, phantom of the Opera

MUSIC: John Mayer, Jason Mraz, DMB, Colbie Caillet, Pearl Jam, Bush, Green Day, Nirvana, Boyz II Men, Usher, TLC, Babyface, Black Eyed Peas, Pink, Simon and Garfunkel, Chicago Transit Authority, John Denver, The Jackson 5, Katy Perry, and Ingrid Michaelson

FOOD: Taco Bell, Arthur Bryant's BBQ in KC, salad with chicken, strawberries, feta, and balsamic vineagrette. Thanksgiving turkey with dressing, chocolate, cheese, milk, sparkling water with some fruit flavoring, wine, Capt morgan spiced rum and coke, bud light platinum and there are many others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air with the right mix of O2, food (including meat; I'm liberal but not a vegetarian, not going to change), clothing, H2O, shelter, good sex...isn't that the same for just about everyone?!? If I could add one more (making it seven) I would say a good support system as in friends and family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are there so many assholes in the world?
What else do I think about a lot? Why would a woman get lip implants? So people think they regularly have fist fights at bars resulting in perpetual fat lippery?
Why didn't I just play Major League Baseball like I wanted to when I was a kid? Those guys make a lot of money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the Friday night, but sometimes creating a complicated algorithm that will feed all the hungry and lead to world peace all while reducing carbon pollution in the atmosphere...other times I'm working at the airline.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really able to say, but once I'm famous for it you'll know.
All kidding aside, sometimes the messages I send are unintentionally stupid awful, content wise. I tend to over think and say something long winded and sometimes just stupid in an attempt to try to stand out from the million other guys on here...although my goal is to be funny or clever. Just trust that you'll probably like me in person. Most people do. And then we can laugh at my silly attempt to interest you!
Also, I'm open to moving from STL someday. Like maybe Vancouver? Or I might stay in STL.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like humor, and you're an athletic, attractive, non-smoker, politically liberal, 4 year college educated, fun but responsible woman who is smiling in most of her pics and can talk me out of my tendency to rob banks from time to time. Or you could just drive the get-away car...I'll give details later.