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vanturis

30 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jun 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Umm, I like noises. More than most people, I think. Knitting items is a mighty fine pastime. I like the out of doors. I also enjoy peanut butter. I think it should run for some sort of position, like sheriff. Or comptroller. Oh cereal, how I love thee. Movies are fun. So are goats. Yup, self summaries.
What I’m doing with my life
is mediocre. Wandering around. Being smiled at by babies. Buying cardigans that I can't really afford. Living the life.
I’m really good at
Making flawless transitions from normal person attire to pajamas in the late afternoon, a time that many may believe to be "too early". Riding bikes. Trying to stay up late and failing. From this description, it would seem as though I am twelve years old. I assure you, this is not the case.
The first things people usually notice about me
is what has been characterized by some as a "distinct hobo-like style". Like, whimsical, box car hobo. Not offensive by any means. Just....distinct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hitchhiker's Guide, Catch-22, Trainspotting, The Phantom Tollbooth, Lolita, One Hundred Years of Solitude, American Splendor. I like comics. Dan Clowes, Peter Bagge, Chris Ware, Charles Burns, Jeff Lemire, Crumb. Yeah. I like a lot of non-fiction, as well. Like food history, things about shipwrecks and the like.

Funny things are funny. Ghostbusters, Forbidden Zone, But I'm A Cheerleader, things by John Waters, Todd Solondz, etc. Pretty in Pink and Sixteen Candles are two of my favorite movies. Other things. I also like television.

I enjoy music.

Food: yes.
The six things I could never do without
-stuff
-things
-whatnot
-claptrap
-trundle
-and, of course, bullroar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
things that are over there
On a typical Friday night I am
breathing. Blinking every now and again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
has been censored by the 39th Order of the Majestic Soaring Capybaras.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you feel like it. If you know what a capybara is. If you're aware that your cover's blown. Or if you absolutely must comment on something relating to something else.