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30 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Umm, I like noises. More than most people, I think. Knitting items is a mighty fine pastime. I like the out of doors. I also enjoy peanut butter. I think it should run for some sort of position, like sheriff. Or comptroller. Oh cereal, how I love thee. Movies are fun. So are goats. Yup, self summaries.
What I’m doing with my life
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is mediocre. Wandering around. Being smiled at by babies. Buying cardigans that I can't really afford. Living the life.
I’m really good at
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Making flawless transitions from normal person attire to pajamas in the late afternoon, a time that many may believe to be "too early". Riding bikes. Trying to stay up late and failing. From this description, it would seem as though I am twelve years old. I assure you, this is not the case.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is what has been characterized by some as a "distinct hobo-like style". Like, whimsical, box car hobo. Not offensive by any means. Just....distinct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hitchhiker's Guide, Catch-22, Trainspotting, The Phantom Tollbooth, Lolita, One Hundred Years of Solitude, American Splendor. I like comics. Dan Clowes, Peter Bagge, Chris Ware, Charles Burns, Jeff Lemire, Crumb. Yeah. I like a lot of non-fiction, as well. Like food history, things about shipwrecks and the like.

Funny things are funny. Ghostbusters, Forbidden Zone, But I'm A Cheerleader, things by John Waters, Todd Solondz, etc. Pretty in Pink and Sixteen Candles are two of my favorite movies. Other things. I also like television.

I enjoy music.

Food: yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-and, of course, bullroar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things that are over there
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
breathing. Blinking every now and again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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has been censored by the 39th Order of the Majestic Soaring Capybaras.
You should message me if
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you feel like it. If you know what a capybara is. If you're aware that your cover's blown. Or if you absolutely must comment on something relating to something else.