Ah, to condense one's existence into a few trite phrases designed to gain your attention for a few brief moments...Well, why not?
You'll find that I have a sharp mind, sharper tongue and a somewhat sarcastic wit...which can be extremely funny, unless you find yourself on the receiving end... particularly if you insist on something moronic like Political Correctness...although I do have a habit of cheering you up when you're down, and can always get a smile.
While Christian, I don't suffer fools. It's easy to love folly in a child; I don't expect it from an adult. And if you're a Drama Queen, take it to Broadway; I have neither the time nor inclination to deal with it. Get the idea?
I value my friends ~ and those friendships ~ highly. If you want to contact me, just be yourself! One of my dearest friends will tell you that I don't care what "side of the tracks" you grew up on; never have, never will. It's who you are on the inside that matters to me as a "friend".
On the relationship side, PLEASE be someone who takes at least a LITTLE pride in how you look, OK? My friends come in ALL shapes and sizes, BUT!!! If you're looking for more than friendship, there HAS to be a physical attraction...No, you're not going to see me on the cover of GQ anytime soon; and I'm not expecting someone who Maxim would feature in a cover shoot (nice thought, though! lol), but I do hit the gym often, and do try like the dickens to stay in something at least approximating "shape"...
Let's see...what else...oh, yes...I hope you have at least two brain cells to rub together...I'm not after a lengthy discourse on quantum physics and how it coincides with Einsteinian theories on relativity and the nature of the universe...though if you're up for it, I'm game...but if they only thing on your mind is what's on the cover of "Us" magazine...*sigh* well, I think you catch my drift.
Hope to hear from you ~ good luck, even if I'm not "the droid you're looking for" lol! Have a great day!