There is more guava flavoured candy at my desk than one person could reasonably be expected to enjoy. Oh, and I have a desk. I sit at it sometimes, sometimes I don’t.
I like raw vegetables. I like interesting people (and aren’t they all) who have their own story to tell. I enjoy a good house party and a refreshing pint of beer. I am well read and own over one book. I recently caused someone to pee because they were laughing at my antics.
I have a serious side, too. I am honest and faithful to my causes and my friends. I drink coffee for its flavour and its revivifying effects. I like to sample foods from around the world and shrimp. I still think digital watches are pretty nifty, but I hardly ever use Twitter.
I believe that past is prologue and that you have to get beyond the first part to get to the best bits.
You are genuine and sweet. You appreciate the more subtle things in life and you’re not afraid to eat sushi. You know what it is to use the English language to its fullest effect, but don’t abuse your powers.
On a scale of five to seven, you would rank yourself as an A (for awesome). Strangers have complimented you on your ability to stay calm in a crisis. You have embraced the whole technology thing and think you have some of it figured out, even digital watches.
You are looking for a door-opening gentleman who will put your dreams with his own in a magic box that will help them come true. That magic box is called a relationship, and you want one.
Simple, yes, but I like it. If you do too, let me know.