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vaultdwella

34 Hastings, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, what can I say? I am a fun-loving and open-minded individual who enjoys the good things in life like music, Movies, art good food and good conversation. I prize uniqueness, intelligence and honesty in other people and can't stand fakes or prejudices. I like to think I have a good sense of humour, but sometimes my jokes are misunderstood, maybe I'm just ahead of my time.....

I live in Sunny Hastings in East Sussex and have done for almost all my life apart from 4 years in London.

I'm an old fashioned guy at heart, I have a passion for vintage clothing and antiques. I'm rarely seen without a waistcoat and pocket watch.
That said, being a devotee of steam punk I like to blend the old with the new. Try to picture me sitting in a large wing back chair, smoking a pipe and drinking brandy from a crystal glass whilst watching scifi/horror, reading comics or listening to electronica.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in a warehouse. Yeah, it sucks but it pays the bills. Arts and crafts play a big part in my daily life. Enjoying the summertime activities in Hastings and looking forward to the rest of it.
Spending time in the pub, associating with friends, thinking about going back to college.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything to do with computers. Listening to people. Cracking jokes at inappropriate moments. I'm also a pretty decent cook. I'm pretty good at fire spinning and fire breathing, but I try not to do the latter so much because paraffin tastes bloody awful.
I quite enjoy painting, drawing, digital art and jewelry making.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My long hair moustache and piercings. I'm usually wearing a hat and waistcoat, I tend to dress in black or brown.

Edit: I have also been told I have high cheek bones, piercing blue eyes and quite an intense stare.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love music, Music is my life and my passion, especially Live music of all kinds, but mainly Rock, heavy metal, Grunge, Industrial, Gabber, Jazz, Techno, Breakcore, Blues and Electronica.

Ok, let's list a few;

Aphex twin, Mr Scruff, Squarepusher, Bogdan Raczynski, Venetian snares, Dj Producer, Dave Clarke, Josh Wink, Hellfish, Frogpocket, Smashing pumpkins, Smashing pumpkins, Smashing pumpkins, Smashing pumpkins, Smashing pumpkins, Smashing pumpkins (I've been a fan since since the early 90's and no matter what music I get into, I always come back to them), Eels, Sigur Ros, Seasick Steve, Robert Johnson, Nick Drake, Nick Cave, Isis, Mogwai, Cable, Lamb, Modest mouse, Pearl Jam, Foo fighters, Sebadoh, Autechre, The Pogues, Mudhoney, Uresei Yatsura, Johnny Cash, Helmet, Ministry, Nine inch nails, Bjork, Plaid, Radiohead, Portishead, Tool..... and many more. Currently really enjoying the Scroobius Pip.
Movies:
Sci-fi, Horror especially anything concerning the apocalypse, whether it be zombies (especially zombies), natural disaster or biblical, Fantasy and Japanese cinema. Big fan of the work of Akira Kurosawa, Sam Raimi, David Lynch and George Romero. My favourite movies are Enemy mine, Dawn of the dead, Evil dead, Hell in the pacific, Wild at heart and Seven Samurai.

Books:
Big fan of Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy series, Comics/graphic novels; Neil Gaiman Especially the Sandman series, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis (Preacher is awesome).

Food & drink:
I like Italian food, Chinese food, Mexican food, Real ales, Red wine, Sake, Cognac, Scotch Whisky. I don't drink vodka, it makes me do bad things.

Comedy: I love Stephen Lynch, David Mitchell, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, The Mighty Boosh, Red Dwarf, Paul Merton, QI (Long live Stephen Fry, the man is a genius).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee
2. Tea
3. My computer
4. Good food
5. Music
6. My mobile phone

I could go on, but it would probably just be a list of things essential to all life, not just material belongings that I rely on to make life more enjoyable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything.
Hats.
Where I'm going with my life.
How cool it would be if I was a superhero (Not sure if I'd look good in spandex though, feel free to tell me your opinion on this).
What and who would I have with me in a Zombie apocalypse.
The weather (I am British, after all).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no such thing as a typical Friday night.
Could be out drinking with friends, at a gig, maybe just sitting at home watching movies.
Anything and everything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing is all that private. Just ask, I'm not a prude.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet someone a little different. You want a decent conversation with a bit of intelligence but no pretenses.
You have a good sense of humour.

You also probably shouldn't be put off by guys with long hair. I don't plan on getting it cut!

If you have similar interests or think we could have fun or learn a little something from each other.

You think we could help each other out in the event of a Zombie apocalypse.

Also, to be perfectly honest, if you got this far then you might as well. What's the worst that can happen? I'm not gonna bite.