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27 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 29
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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My username is a reference to restrained and mechanical keyboard mashing : It *is restrained and mechanical keyboard mashing.

*This is exhausting.

Jump to the questions. they're better, and occasionally written by idiots; they're the best.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
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I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Alfred Jarry, Sarah Kane, "--All You Zombies--", The Last Question, Library of Babel, The Weed of Time, Flatland, Story Number 1: For Children Under Three Years of Age, The Name of the Rose. Herzog, Lynch, Svankmajer, Timecrimes, Eyes Wide Shut, The American Astronaut, Fantastic Planet, Breakfast on Pluto, Katalin Varga. North Sea Texas. I Claudius, Grimm, Firefly, Parks & Rec, House of Cards. Titus Andronicus, Okay, Animal Collective, The Tallest Man on Earth, Astronautalis, Xiu Xiu,Nurses, Astronautalis, Gregorian Chant. Diners, Italian pastries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Maths and physics. History. Anarchy. Why the American Libertarians aren't libertarians. Religion and ritual. Language. Evolution. Semantics and pedantry. What life will be like when I'm 3,000 years old. The similarities between monasticism and communism. Intentional poverty. Unintentional poverty. At what point humans were given human rights, who handed them out, why they did such a bad job distributing them. Nutjobs and why I shouldn't think of them as nutjobs. When people say we aren't "supposed to" drink milk/eat meat/do anything makes me think you're a Creationist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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people are scary.
You should message me if
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you celebrate Christmas for the eggnog.

You don't think anarchy is a synonym for killing and looting.