Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved here a year ago, finally in a good place to meet
interesting people and try new things. I feel like that isn't
generic enough.. I moonlight as a bartender and do graphic design
and video work during the week. I live right next to a giant free
mason castle and I've been trying to get one of my friends to join
with me. Uh, I'd consider myself a home body 5 days out of the
week, let's see.. Im from the west coast originally but I've been
in the midwest for 10 yrs or so now. Just quit smoking in the last
month, I dont have any pets right now but id like a cat. I eat
pretty healthy as of late, Im trying to ditch my hypochondriac
tendencies. I gave up my car when i moved here last year. It was
great for the summer but next winter Im buying a new car for sure.
To quote every wannabe auteur ever (myself included): Im a
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying really half-assedly hard to be an independent filmmaker.
I’m really good at
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Conversation, persuasion, diplomacy, eating oreo's
The first things people usually notice about me
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That they've never met anyone else like me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: Into the wild, into thin air, high-brow science fiction, ie:
dystopic future novels- So anything by kurt vonnegut or philip k
movies: everything by stanley kubrick, most coen brothers stuff,
everything from charlie kaufman and P.T. Anderson
tv: game of thrones, justified, dexter, walking dead, true blood,
mad men, parks and rec, breaking bad, the newsroom, sons of
anarchy, wilfred, workaholics.
food: anything italian, and good old fashioned american comfort
food like mac n cheese and mashed potatoes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
clean water, chocolate chip cookies, whole milk, mad men, ravioli,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
M-theory, coincidences, esoteric beliefs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
writing, seeing a movie, or... if i'm really bored I'll go get
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 19 i went to borders bookstore after eating at buffalo
wild wings. Somewhere around the self help section the mythic
buffalo cannon kicked in. I sprinted to the bathroom- but it was
too late!! I had sprayed my hole ridden fruity looms with a fistful
of Degobah swamp. Being as that there was no trash can in this
particular stall, and that I couldn't flush the poopy cloth down
the toilet- I decided to slide the evidence under to the next
stall. Little did i know that a wal-mart greeter was right behind
me on my triumphant stroll out of the bathroom. He held out his
handicapped hand in a simple civil gesture to return discarded
property..... IT WAS DRIPPING ON THE CARPET!!!! ewww. I feel i can
tell this tale because I'm in favor of a moratorium on judgement
for any stories that are at least 10 yrs old.
You should message me if
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you even like chemistry, cause women who love science = hot
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