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vayate24

30 Minneapolis, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly halal
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved here a year ago, finally in a good place to meet interesting people and try new things. I feel like that isn't generic enough.. I moonlight as a bartender and do graphic design and video work during the week. I live right next to a giant free mason castle and I've been trying to get one of my friends to join with me. Uh, I'd consider myself a home body 5 days out of the week, let's see.. Im from the west coast originally but I've been in the midwest for 10 yrs or so now. Just quit smoking in the last month, I dont have any pets right now but id like a cat. I eat pretty healthy as of late, Im trying to ditch my hypochondriac tendencies. I gave up my car when i moved here last year. It was great for the summer but next winter Im buying a new car for sure. To quote every wannabe auteur ever (myself included): Im a storyteller
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying really half-assedly hard to be an independent filmmaker.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, persuasion, diplomacy, eating oreo's
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That they've never met anyone else like me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Into the wild, into thin air, high-brow science fiction, ie: dystopic future novels- So anything by kurt vonnegut or philip k dick.

movies: everything by stanley kubrick, most coen brothers stuff, everything from charlie kaufman and P.T. Anderson

tv: game of thrones, justified, dexter, walking dead, true blood, mad men, parks and rec, breaking bad, the newsroom, sons of anarchy, wilfred, workaholics.

food: anything italian, and good old fashioned american comfort food like mac n cheese and mashed potatoes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
clean water, chocolate chip cookies, whole milk, mad men, ravioli, internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
M-theory, coincidences, esoteric beliefs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
writing, seeing a movie, or... if i'm really bored I'll go get drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 19 i went to borders bookstore after eating at buffalo wild wings. Somewhere around the self help section the mythic buffalo cannon kicked in. I sprinted to the bathroom- but it was too late!! I had sprayed my hole ridden fruity looms with a fistful of Degobah swamp. Being as that there was no trash can in this particular stall, and that I couldn't flush the poopy cloth down the toilet- I decided to slide the evidence under to the next stall. Little did i know that a wal-mart greeter was right behind me on my triumphant stroll out of the bathroom. He held out his handicapped hand in a simple civil gesture to return discarded property..... IT WAS DRIPPING ON THE CARPET!!!! ewww. I feel i can tell this tale because I'm in favor of a moratorium on judgement for any stories that are at least 10 yrs old.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your not completely put off by my profile. It helps if your clever, have a slightly twisted sense of humor, and like to do things out of the ordinary. Or if you really think we'd have chemistry. Or if you even like chemistry, cause women who love science = hot