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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 29
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Trying to quit
Not at all
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Art / Music / Writing
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I once had a friend describe me as being a "big scary monster with a giggling korean schoolgirl trapped on the inside." I'm loyal and compassionate to a fault, and I'm a bit of a caretaker. I'm obsessed with logic, yet still love the arts (or at least some of them). I spend way too much time contemplating theoretical physics and cosmology, though i have no formal background. I'm a hopeless romantic. While casual dating or whatever would be fun, I need companionship in a serious way...and... I really don't know what else to add.

"Do not make unwelcome sexual advances".
I firmly believe that, and generally take it to the extreme. Chances are, you won't get a message from me, unless it's a response to you initiating the conversation. (No, this was not always the case, so I might have sent the first message in the past.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am the vocalist for a doom metal band, and plan on riding that out until the day I die. My band is the most important thing I have.

Also, I'm a Taxi Driver... like Travis Bickle, but not homicidal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a smart-ass, being really akward, cuddles, vegan cooking, helping out friends in need, and MtG Deckbuilding.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Long hair, sleeveless metal shirt, and visible tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a vegan that cooks a lot of fake meat and over-uses deep-fryers.
I love reading books about theoretical physics, cosmology, darwinian evolution, and religious debate.
I also love Robert E. Howard, Tolkien, and fantasy in general ( especially epic high fantasy and sword & sorcery).
I love comics, though I haven't picked up a new series in probably a decade. I will always have a soft spot for Marvel, but I also LOVE Garth Ennis, Neil Gaiman, and Alan Moore.

I'm a movie buff that has gotten waaaaay behind on film. I watch a lot of asian shock films...probably too many-- the more disturbing, the better.

I only have a few movies left on my list... The August Underground Trilogy, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (fun), and Philosophy of a Knife (not fun). I've been waiting to assemble the right group of characters to watch these movies with. Even if you have no interest in me...if you're down to watch these movies...let me know.

Music: doom (my dying bride, evoken, skepticism, corrupted, mournful congregation, pallbearer, bell witch), thrash ( the waste, pre-roots sepultura, death, skeletonwitch, at the gates), black (bathory, mayhem, emperor, war, and even mainstream shit like dimmu and behemoth), death (aeon, ripping corpse, atheist, possessed, vital remains), grind ( mortician, carcass, lock up, bodies in the gears of the apparatus), bubblegum pop (Katy, britney, spice girls, Lily Allen, lorde, orianthi, miley), the most gangsta of gangsta rap (three 6 [ including juicy j, koopsta knicca, indo g, and gangsta boo as solo artists], project pat, brotha lynch hung), pre "Nashville sound" country ( ray price, conway twitty, hank i & iii, johnny cash) and many other things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My band, nicotine, greenery, metal, companionship, Satan.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
physics, religion, and metal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Three words: Friday Night Magic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's no sex in my violence...but plenty of violence in my sex.

That's kind of a bush reference. Almost.

Whenever I see HP listed under people's books, and I always immediately think of HP Lovecraft and get really excited before realizing it means Harry Potter, which is seriously disappointing. Not that there's anything wrong with Harry Potter, it's just that JK is no HP.
You should message me if
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You're a goddamned modern day Doro Pesch.

Short term: like going to metal shows, love REALLY fucked up movies, name your smoking devices, and are a fun person. Maybe if you're a bit masochistic, or love cuddles.

Long term: You are a left- handed, evil- loving, vegan satanic witch that loves doom metal and can deal with me spending a LOT of time on tour in a band that will never turn a profit. I'm looking for someone that is highly masochistic, affectionate, okay with the amount that i smoke, and loves cuddling, both in and out of bed.

I don't want to end up settling on someone that's not my dream girl for another four or five years, only to end up miserable, so all of those things in the "long term" category are non- negotiable.
Christ, how many hyphens and elipses are on this page?

You Should NOT Message Me If: you don't like extreme metal, you DO like nü-metal, you aren't 420 friendly, you worship a deity, or you have a problem with outspoken vegans.