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27 Citrus Heights, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Dec 21, 2014
Asian, Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Open relationship
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Michael. I'm intelligent, have a great sense of humor, and stay in shape. I am currently in an open relationship and curious to meet other couples in the same situation as myself. Anyone simply curious themselves are also more than welcome to contact me :)

I have an active imagination and a quick wit. The combination create an inventive sense of humor. Humor gets me through life and makes things more enjoyable. I also love all things tech related, I currently have a stable and enjoyable job at Intel. Now, that the obligatory self summary is over...

If anyone likes to be silly :P
SNAPCHAT: velasco3m
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Working full-time at Intel
- American River before transferring to UC Davis to earn my computer science degree.
- Fixing up my RX-7
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, all things computer related, sleeping all day, planning ridiculously detailed diets and gym plans, making people comfortable, listening and giving advice if asked for it...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or my long eyelashes? It's all I've heard about since childhood.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Wheel of Time series, Sword of Truth, Harry Dresden novels, A Song of Ice and Fire.

Movies: Ticked Off Trannies With Knives, Strippers vs zombies, Leprechaun In Da Hood, and I'm obviously not being too serious. Horror movies and B-movies pretty much somes up the list.

Shows: The Walking Dead, Dexter, True Blood, Arrow, Defiance, Hannibal, Continuum, X-Files, Star Trek, Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Mentalist, Grimm, Bleach, Naruto, Code Geass, One Piece, Legend of Korra, etc.

Food: Italian, Thai, and Japanese are my favorites, but I'll try anythin once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Honesty

2) Humor

3) Internet

4) Music

5) Food

6) Sex

Honesty, straightforwardness, bluntness, openness, how many other ways can I say it? Trust is paramount and having someone that can discuss anything and everything with just makes it so much easier and more enjoyable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and all the stuff that has yet to be invented.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on HW like another cog in the machine. Summer is my only reprieve.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book, but you'll have to ask me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're honest and straightforward
- You're open minded
- You're a geek/nerd
- You have a sense of humor