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the_empty_letter

31 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Friends, these are the facts: I read like a fiend; I live and breathe political theory but won't ever run for office; on a scale of one to ten, I am basically The Magnetic Fields. Does that give you an inkling? My mind is a space man, but I don't care for astronomy.

I moved to Chicago from elsewhere. So...um...keep that in mind? Does my status as a "transplant" make me more dateable? I'm an exotic flower so message me already.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I wish I could say I was "living in the moment" but that's not really my strong suit. This is my strong suit.

I graduated from a Master's Program at UChicago in December, and right now I'm applying to PhD programs and working in the loop as a procurement analyst.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
karaoke, mooniness, news trivia, worrying, halloween
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ruthless, take-no-prisoners approach to international diplomacy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm that kind of snob that likes a book, movie or tv show a little less when everybody else starts liking it. So sue me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1)a quiet place to live and
2)read my books;
3)knowledge of spring and
4)the possibility of walks;
5)my lucky chair,
6)my fancy, pin-striped pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the filibuster
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
unruly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
grandpa and grandma love me very much.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Please don't message me if:
-Your last name contains the letter "h".
-Your ancestors came to this country on the Mayflower, or you can trace your lineage back to the pilgrims.
-Red is your favorite color.
-Curly hair.

I'm totally kidding. Capricious deal-breakers are the height of millennial silliness.

Is this profile too snappy? I'm nice and kind and sensitive etcetera but I opted to stream-line my profile for the sake of readability. In person I'm the veritable patron saint of good manners. Let's meet.