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31 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So here are the facts: I read like a fiend; I love politics but won't ever run for office; on a scale of one to ten, I'm basically The Magnetic Fields. Hope that helps! I moved to Chicago from elsewhere. So...um...keep that in mind? Does my status as a "transplant" make me more dateable? I'm an exotic flower so message me already.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I wish I could say I was "living in the moment" but that's not really my strong suit. This is my strong suit. (Oh gosh, that's supposed to be a link; I'm not saying OKCUPID is my strong suit, because that would be repellant).

I graduated from a Master's Program at UChicago in December, and right now I'm applying to PhD programs and working in the loop as a procurement analyst.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
karaoke, mooniness, nice-guy-ness, worrying, halloween
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ruthless, take-no-prisoners approach to international diplomacy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Didion, Dickens, Austen, Bellows, Wittgenstein, Cavell, "Little, Big", "The Ask", "Wolf Hall", "Age of Wonder"

Movies: The Babadook, Dark City, Don't Look Now

Shows: 30 Rock (duh), Parks and Rec (the early seasons), Clarence

Music: Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Magnetic Fields

Food: Culinary preferences probably don't figure that heavily into the architecture of a person's core self. Suffice it to say I'm an adventurous eater.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1)a quiet place to live and
2)read my books;
3)knowledge of spring and
4)the possibility of walks;
5)my lucky chair,
6)my fancy, pin-striped pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the filibuster
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
unruly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
grandpa and grandma love me very much.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I made this profile unrevealing and a bit, um...bland, but I'm not bland, and I'm not hesitant to get to know people. I genuinely like in-person meet-ups, so message away.