You'd like help running a large-scale prank or installing art where
it doesn't belong.
You've got opinions on humor theory, artisanal cheeses, costume
construction, puzzle hunts, dinosaurs, the Roman senate, or
something else equally worthwhile.
You listen to Welcome to Night Vale
need to talk to someone about Parade Day or the Company
You need advice on sneaking into the corporate offices of a major
soy sauce manufacturer (disclaimer: I've only done this once, and
it might have been mostly luck).
You know how to make tamales. Seriously, I need someone to teach me
this extremely useful life skill.
You're an original and talkative person.