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velociraptor7

24 M Goleta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
I once wrote a parametric equation that drew a little picture of a smiling ninja. I'd call myself a wordsmith, but that's a lie—I'm more of a tinker than a smith. I consider myself a lot of things, and may even be most of them.

I grew up in San Francisco, raised by a family I lovingly describe as "the intelligentsia." If that sentence makes you hesitate at all, it's probably not worth reading further.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a first-year Graduate student at UCSB, working on my PhD in Mad Science, although I will happily study any and all things interesting. Sooner or later I'll get a job, but probably not until after a few more years of education, amateur stand-up comedy, and playing guitar badly.
I’m really good at
Painting, comedy, scientific programming, performance storytelling, haberdashery, cooking, stage hypnosis, copy-writing, origami, pretending to be an artist, and doing special effects for low-budget horror films.

I'm very good at getting lost—anywhere, anytime—and, as a consequence of much practice, have gotten reasonably skilled at finding my way again afterwards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I tend to get a surprising number of compliments on my eyebrows.

Once I grew sideburns shaped like lightning bolts, but shaved them off when they became the only thing anyone wanted to talk to me about.

I also get comments on how I dress—I own a dozen hats and vests, and sew some of my own clothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is a tough one—I try not to take most things too seriously, but make an exception for food. I love most kinds of food (except for the bland and boring), but if I had to pick favorites, I'd go with anything authentic and Mediterranean.

Favorite authors: Bruno Schulz, the best author nobody's ever heard of, although he's making a bit of a comeback thanks to Tree of Codes Jonathan Safran Foer's beautiful butchery Schulz's magnum opus; Neil Gaiman, the storyteller's storyteller; Sir Walter Scott, Terry Pratchett, and William Shakespeare.

I'm not a big music afficionado, but there's little I dislike. That said, most of my favorites seem to come from The 70s, leading to many of my playlists becoming a strange jumble of Simon and Garfunkel-and-the-like Folk Rock, Queen/Aerosmith, and a few of those Motown songs that you can really dance to.

The rest is a jumble
The six things I could never do without
humor
question marks
vegetables
life
pencils
motion

I used to think "my computer" and "my phone" fit in this category, but it turned out that I was wrong
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Genetic engineering, astrology, 19th century art, dynamical systems modeling, jokes, dinosaurs, saving the world, subjective logic, and the sun

I once found a poem in my head and wrote the whole thing down in the time it took to brush my teeth. It was not a well-made poem, and it made very little sense
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think I've ever cried at the end of a movie, but books are occasionally a whole other matter.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have a lot to say, need help breaking onto rooftops, enjoy artisanal cheeses, occasionally pretend to be a pretentious intellectual, love humor theory, make your own clothing, speak tourist Italian, need help solving a puzzle, need someone to challenge to a puzzle, like dinosaurs, sometimes pretend to be a foreigner, wish to discuss the political minutiae of the ancient Roman senate...

...who am I kidding? Message me if you enjoy conversation but eschew the mundane, although I don't log into this site too often so it might take me a while to reply