What does a relationship mean to me? Someone I spend most of my time with and miss when they're gone. If you want lots of alone time and don't think I deserve to know where you are or what you're up to most of the time, that's just not what I'm looking for--and you should probably not be in a relationship anyhow. Most of the guys on here say "I'm a laid-back/easy-going fun/down to earth guy" and have an impressive collection of golf photos. That's not really what I'm into.
I like chickens. I like astronomy (but not NdGT--he's a Pluto-hater). I watch TED talks and have weird crushes like Brian Cox (Large Hadron Collider Scientist) and Adam Savage from Mythbusters. I have two cats and I also like dogs, but not smelly ones. I love crossword puzzles, trivia, word games, and the oxford comma (I'm a member of Mensa). I love dive bars and live music (if it's not Sublime).
I love freshly made guacamole, wine tasting, prime beef, and I've been known to steal baby jesuses from plastic front yard nativity scenes only to return them on Easter. I recently began enjoying craft beer, and I'm from Cleveland originally.
I voted for Obama. I have tattoos. If you believe in God, I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I went to Catholic school. I don't like liars. I like tall people. Steve Martin is my surrogate father. I told him so on Twitter. Still waiting to hear. UPDATE: still haven't heard.