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velvetepiphany

22 / F / bisexual / Single

Suisun City, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Rather not say
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Kids
—
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Sign_Language (Okay)

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My Self-Summary

I am pretty boring, let's be honest here. I love reading, writing, any form of artistic expression, taking pictures, crappy reality TV (like Tool Academy. I refuse to believe that some of these people aren't doing this as some form of performance art), realistic movies, and political news. I like to think of myself as smart and quick-witted, but I am probably fooling myself, so don't take my word for it. I'm halfway a hipster (without the leggings-as-pants), and one of my favorite past-times is copy editing (I mentioned the boring thing already, yes?).

I am also a coffee monger.

What I’m doing with my life

Working as a secretary, which I fucking love! Faxes, toners, mail, meeting minutes - it's all so gorgeous. Otherwise, I'm trying to focus on writing (like signing up for NaNoWriMo, because apparently I am fucking insane), start up a new photography website, and figuring out how to blend the perfect coffee/soy/flavoring latte.

I’m really good at

I am amazing at making wry jokes, being apathetic, deconstructing the sociopolitical undertones of movies and/or TV, and also photography.

Oh, and being humble. I am awesome at that.

The first things people usually notice about me

I normally get told I have a great personality, which probably means they like my boobs. Also, my smile.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Well, I love reading and have never really been able to narrow down a booklist. I guess a few of favorites right now would be We Have Always Lived In the Castle, Jonathan Norrel and Mr. Strange, and American Gods.

Movies, let's see. I love indie movies, like Rocket Science, Synecdoche, New York, or The Science of Sleep. Of course, I also saw the new Star Trek twice in theaters, so...

I like indie music, too, like The Weepies, Hello Saferide, The Blow, Jonathon Stark, Laura Marling, or Tilly and the Wall. Mix in some Lady Gaga (...don't judge) and some Panic at the Disco and you've got my music taste.

I am a humongous foodie. I deeply and irrevocably love food in all forms, and will eat almost anything. I do have a pesky allergy to dairy products and any dairy derivation, but otherwise anything is game.

The six things I could never do without

Um, okay, let's see:

My roommate

Books (this new Kindle thing? Where you can have thousands of books at your fingertips? It weirds me out. What ever happened to turning pages, or smelling that musty old book smell, or hearing the crinkle of yellowed pages when you first open a book? In other news, those damn kids better get off my lawn)

www.jezebel.com

My camera

My sense of humor, otherwise the world would just be shitty

Dark chocolate

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Deep, philosophical things.

But on a serious note, I do love thinking about and discussing philosophy, religion, science, and the abstraction of humanity. Or the different socio/political/cultural norms that benefit and hinder society. The downfall of the modern teenager (do they even know how to properly spell "you" anymore? I think not). Ways to properly structure sentences/phrases.

On a typical Friday night I am

Catching up on episodes on Hulu, going out with my roommate, or spending time in a local coffeeshop.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Well it could be anything, right? From "I can't sleep with socks on" to "I don't always get along with my family" to "It's still hard to believe that I'm considered a grown-up".

Note: all of these things are true.

You should message me if

I haven't already put you off after reading through my profile.

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