Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

velvetundergrad

27 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 5:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey you wanna be my boyfriend but the girl version hit me up

This is my design/illustration portfolio you can pretend to like or not: Coreybrickley.com
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
See above.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just like ruining MRAs lives on the internet
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I can't tell if you're joking or not," is something I've heard repeatedly from people ever since my parents explained sarcasm to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: mostly non fiction; was on a Michael Hastings kick recently.

Movies: art and junk

TV: I miss Stevey Colbert :'(

Food: I usually just drown everything I eat in hot sauce until the flavor profile is indistinguishable from hot sauce.

Music: Sad teen girl music
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would be really sad if bicycles and broad city stopped existing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life in a socialist, feminist, progressive utopia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking?? Preferably not to excess, but we can't all be saints every weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to really look up to Chandler Bing, Xander Harris and Rivers Cuomo as a kid but now I see they are all awful
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you enjoy getting coffee and trying to suss out similar interests and senses of humor with a new person, I'm a person.