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vendange_vomit

28 Portland, OR Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 9:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Hospitality
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Yiddish
My self-summary
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"Watch it, ASS BLOOD...."
What I’m doing with my life
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Waking up next to food I don't remember consuming.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self-deprecating comedy
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like the girl version of that dude in Powder, but with blonde hair and I can't bend spoons with my mind. Yet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Modest Proposal
Movies: Suspiria, The Sentinel, Thrashin, House of The Devil, Brotherhood of Justice.Prayer of the Rollerboys.everything with Steve Martin...this could go on for quite a while.
Music: what I've been into lately

Garage/Soul/Rock n Roll....and various forms of punk stuff I guess

Radio Birdman
Saints
Hubble Bubble
Dicks
Oblivians
Reigning Sound
Mummies
Supercharger
Gories
Black Top
Chin Chin
Eddie and the Hot Rods
All that crap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.My cats pretty rad.
2. My records?
3.air
4.ears
5.friends (ive got some good ones)
6.Yerba Mate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gator Rogowski and Rodney Mullen having a baby.What a weird baby...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking something somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ive lost all hope in a positive way.
You should message me if
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You are hilarious and adorable.