If I was going to describe myself using three words that my friends would use, I'd go with blunt, funny, and logical.
However, if you look at my personality tab you might use other adjectives. I sound like an arsehole! Unfortunately, my flatmate says I am all of those things except the less kinky one. I guess that's what happens when you won't answer the sex questions. I'm pretty sure she doesn't think I'm an arsehole though - okay cool, I just checked. She said no. Phew!