If I was going to describe myself using three words that my friends would use, I'd go with blunt, funny, and logical.
I'm an ENTJ. If that means nothing to you, well I'll tell you it's my Myers-Briggs personality type and here's a link! http://www.16personalities.com/entj-personality
That said, I am a bit of a softy. I have a particular soft spot for cute animals (any), crappy romcoms, and hugging my friends. Equally, I like scientific documentaries, video games, and books that help me do my job better.