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verace

35 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Oct 24, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Rather not say
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I've been told I possess a rapier wit, a divinely flat stomach, and eyelashes that have inspired poetry, but mostly I think I'm a bit of a git.

I am secretly not a git, a textbook dichotomy, and capitalist scum.
I’m really good at
Scathing diatribes. Working on, but never publishing, my novel.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. My ability to make a drunken ass of myself.
The six things I could never do without
Smirnoff, Grey Goose, Absolut, Zubrowka, Stolichnaya and a piano.
On a typical Friday night I am
sobbing and masturbating. Usually both at the same time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you're intimidatingly clever and have nice hair.