did you know when I publish my book on borderline psychosis every
penny I've spent in this bar will be deductible?
What I’m doing with my life
I work as both a legal assistant and a baker and am going to
college. on any given day I am learning chinese, going to shows,
museums, libraries, coffee shops and bakeries (a good croissant
makes my life complete) I hope to travel to Asia or South America
after I graduate college. I like crossword puzzles, scrabble, hbo
go, cop/detective shows, and beer.
I’m really good at
making elaborate dinners, listening to my friends, picking out good
The first things people usually notice about me
my hair? my hand tattoo?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am constantly reading at least four books at a time...I love
Haruki Murakami, Cheryl Strayed, Donna Tartt, Gabriel Garcia
Marquez, Junot Diaz, Augusten Burroughs, Jhumpa Lahiri, Khaled
Hosseini, and so much more.
I love ambient music like beach house, but spend some mornings
listening to chief keef. I reminisce to Postal Service but listen
to Lorde while exercising. I have a deep appreciation for all
music. But mostly rap. I enjoy listening to classical music as
David lynch, arrested development, anthony bourdain, game of
thrones, law and order svu, Sherlock (BBC Benedict cumberbatch
version) True Blood, Sex and the City, Boardwalk Empire, True
I like a whole bunch more stuff, but those are the highlights
The six things I could never do without
my tumblr, my phone, food stamps, farmers markets, soft blankets,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Let it Burn" by usher
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends, covering a shift at work, reading in bed with a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a deep obsession with young Leonardo dicaprio
You should message me if
you're not horrible. you look like Leonardo dicaprio. you
understand the basic requirements of being a human being.
I will flat out never ever never respond to any kind of sexual
message, request for pictures or video chats. if you can't treat a
woman with respect we have nothing to talk about!