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25 Portland, OR Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 28
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Not at all
English, Spanish, German
My self-summary
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did you know when I publish my book on borderline psychosis every penny I've spent in this bar will be deductible?
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as both a legal assistant and a baker and am going to college. on any given day I am learning chinese, going to shows, museums, libraries, coffee shops and bakeries (a good croissant makes my life complete) I hope to travel to Asia or South America after I graduate college. I like crossword puzzles, scrabble, hbo go, cop/detective shows, and beer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making elaborate dinners, listening to my friends, picking out good books, gardening.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my hair? my hand tattoo?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am constantly reading at least four books at a time...I love Haruki Murakami, Cheryl Strayed, Donna Tartt, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Junot Diaz, Augusten Burroughs, Jhumpa Lahiri, Khaled Hosseini, and so much more.

I love ambient music like beach house, but spend some mornings listening to chief keef. I reminisce to Postal Service but listen to Lorde while exercising. I have a deep appreciation for all music. But mostly rap. I enjoy listening to classical music as well.

David lynch, arrested development, anthony bourdain, game of thrones, law and order svu, Sherlock (BBC Benedict cumberbatch version) True Blood, Sex and the City, Boardwalk Empire, True Detective, House.

I like a whole bunch more stuff, but those are the highlights
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my tumblr, my phone, food stamps, farmers markets, soft blankets, cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Let it Burn" by usher
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends, covering a shift at work, reading in bed with a stiff drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a deep obsession with young Leonardo dicaprio
You should message me if
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you're not horrible. you look like Leonardo dicaprio. you understand the basic requirements of being a human being.

I will flat out never ever never respond to any kind of sexual message, request for pictures or video chats. if you can't treat a woman with respect we have nothing to talk about!