Do you find yourself saying things like, "being an evil genius is fun, but it is so much work, and there are so many other evil geniuses out there that it is difficult to take over a small city, much less the entire planet."?
If so, the problem may be that you're trying to go it alone. Life is so complicated nowadays, what with training winged monkey soldiers and designing global death rays. Not to mention keeping track of all those who laughed at our earlier work, but someday will laugh no more. Maybe we evil geniuses need to work together.
Now I'm not talking about a minion. Minions are unreliable, and never quite as smart as they think they are. And I don't think a league of evil geniuses would work, as there are just too many opportunities for glorious treachery and betrayal.
No, the solution is two evil geniuses in a closely-knit alliance. And since evil geniuses need love too, this boy evil genius would like to find a girl evil genius.
Imagine it: We walk down the street, hand-in-hand, laughing up our sleeves (not the sleeves of the hands we're holding, that would be awkward) at the foolish little mortals as they live their foolish little lives. Only we would know that we were both evil geniuses, and thus better than all that.
And as we got to know one another better, we could work on projects together (for example, my death ray is just a green laser pointer and a couple of mirrors; I think I need a fresh set of eyes on it). We could start to build a life together. The thing about evil geniuses is that once they decide something, they go all in.
Who knows? Once we get together, we may find ourselves so happy that we realize the world doesn't need to be dominated this week. Maybe we'll just hit the slopes at Mammoth instead.
Please have a menacing laugh and look good in spandex and a cape.
I am carbon, hydrogen, and trace elements