Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have the flu! And I'm all alone! Someone bring me soup,
Let me begin by saying that I am probably one of the most
accessibly amazing people you will ever meet. If I posted my résumé
here, it would speak for itself. My personal list of
accomplishments, adventures, experience and noteworthy associations
is seemingly endless and I could keep you awake all night telling
you about it. I am a trained martial artist, tile setter, tow truck
driver, dance instructor, adult model, entrepreneur, house-lifter,
insurance agent, vocalist, roller-skating, powerlifting, joint
rolling, dog having, beard growing, non-stop-fucking machine.
Pleased to meet you!
Now if you're still reading- take heed! OKCupid won't let me talk
to you if you "like" me. It's their way of ensuring that their
member base remains high. If you like me, you gotta send me a
message right off the bat. Don't let our chance at love slip away!
Talk to me, babe.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging out with my puppy (and occasionally other people). Working
on a 50 ft schooner that will hopefully be sailing for the
Philippines this spring. Trying not to spend all my money at
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
rolling joints and one arm push ups
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
beard in the winter, tattoos in the summer
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
top ten books of all time are: "the chronicles of narnia" and "the
space trilogy" - both series by CS Lewis
first three movies that come to mind are "talented mr ripley",
"beverly hills ninja" and "brazil"
favorite shows MIGHT include: "modern family", "top gear (UK)",
"all in the family" and possibly "cowboy bebop", if that
food that suites me: sushi, grilled cheese, spaghetti, nutella,
and for music i really like "stir it up" by bob marley but if you
ever want to see me cry, just go ahead and throw on "daniel" by
elton john, you heartless vagina-wielding monster.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2 clean socks
4 a formal arrangement whereby goods and services can be exchanged
for their equivalent value in motor-boating boobies
5 stunning good looks
6 a bodacious body.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell just happened?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...so I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling. Bada
Bada Bing for the lad's night. Mad fight, his face's a sad sight.
Vodka and Snake Bite. (the streets)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The number 3... shhhhhh!... 3.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you are looking for someone good to hang out with.
Achtung! Women (and men) who spend a lot of time around me often
become.. Shall we say.. Obsessed? Dependent upon my charm to carry
them through the day? Addicted to those unnameable qualities I
might keep on me like so much loose change? Generally unable to
extricate themselves from the overwhelming animal magnetism which
is intwined with, woven into and ever coursing through my aura? In
any case, gird your loins! lest you be swept up, carried away and
devoured by my Sagittarian lust.
You've been warned.
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