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34 Chicago, IL Cis Man

Cis Man

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  • Ages 23–44
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Last online
Today – 12:39pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
'm an underachieving, wanna-be polymath. I'm extremely proud of my strangely patterned red-and-black hair. I don't know where it came from, though, because I'm adopted. I have a private suspicion that I sort of sprang up from the ground like in some primitive creation myth.

walker gibson says that most flavors of prose can be classified as "tough", "sweet", or "stuffy". i know this because i'm pals with grad students. being pals with grad students is an excellent proxy for -actually- being a grad student, which i'm not sure i have the patience for. ANYWAY, i'm probably tough, sweet, and stuffy in more or less equal portions. i'd have those as my three adjectives but i'm still patting myself on the back for how witty my current ones are.

i identify as "queer". don't press me on what that means, because i'll either give you a longer explanation than you want, or i'll come out with some old bullshit like how to define the tao is to limit it.

i have a frustrating-to-some habit of speaking in probabilities (thus the screenname). these run on a continuum from "extremely doubtful" to "very certainly".

I am dorothy parker, charlie parker, and bonnie parker
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
in the short term: i'm pissing it down the drain, let's be honest. i'm a slightly working-class quasi-beatnik (not my term) whose main non-work pursuits are bicycling, cooking, photography, and sleeping.

but hey i'm going to go back to school eventually and finish my degree and be a successful and productive human being, scout's honor. (i was never a boy scout.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
memorizing things. taking pictures of things. putting inexpensive cuts of meat into a dutch oven with other ingredients and spices and turning them into deliciousness. not getting lost. pithy remarks and witty conversation.

i used to claim to be really good at a lot of things. i'm probably still pretty good at most of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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could it be my de la clothes?

or is it just my de la soul.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i'm not sure i can list all of these. i mainly like the books that make me look smart. this isn't to say that i don't actually appreciate and enjoy them - i like my medium-to-heavy reading to an absurd degree and i've totally been late for appointments because i couldn't find the right book to take along. but, well, egg-headed books are totally like a hanky code for nerds, and carrying around The Death And Life Of Great American Cities is basically flagging "look at me, i'm an urban NPR-listening goofball. i dropped out of a fourth-tier university but i'm not a moron, i swear." i don't mind that, we're all flagging somehow.

i like all the music and movies that urban NPR-listening goofballs would be expected to. that doesn't mean that i recognize whatever twee indie band i'm hearing - for someone who once fancied himself a decent musician, i'm woefully not up-to-date on what current musicians are actually -doing-. i also enjoy kitschy, kinda faggy stuff like erasure and the pet shop boys and adam ant. this makes sense. i listen to herb kent on saturday mornings as i especially enjoy all manner of dusty 1970s R&B grooves.

as food goes: i used to say i like nearly everything, but that's simply not true. actually, on further reflection, i -don't- like nearly everything at all, and i took up cooking partly as a way to never have to eat anything i don't like again. i haven't so much as looked a poached egg in the eye since about the age of eleven, and i'm sure i'll make it to my grave without ever eating another one. however: i do like indian/southeast asian food, many varieties of latin american cuisine, nigiri sushi, and all the major american varieties of barbecue. i'm generally adventurous, food-wise, but i'm never going to be one of those people who absolutely must order from the seeeeecret untranslated menu at the asian joints.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sometimes i do without a lot.

but really, i'm not sure i could get by without the internet or my bicycle or a healthy selection of books and magazines. i probably wouldn't have much quality of life if i couldn't buy cheap spices from the indian markets. i also like things like sleeping and reading in the bathtub. i'm a pretty low-budget sybarite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i think about sex and its interesting permutations a lot. i also like thinking about whatever bit of idiocy or genius i just spotted in the blogosphere an hour ago. i think about the next meal and what it's going to be. i start thinking about that about half an hour after the last meal, actually. i'm probably thinking about food now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
thinking about but likely not attending shabbat. i am not actually jewish, even though i may strongly give off that impression sometimes. it may even be an aspiration of mine. we shall see.

playing solitaire till dawn, with a deck of fifty-one.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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at this tender age of 34 i have several grey hairs that show when i wear one of those v-neck t-shirts that i used to be hot shit in when i was 26. i can't decide whether this is a sign that i should give them up for something more dignified or not.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re a smart, socially-conscious sort with a healthy disregard for gender norms. if you enjoy things like bicycling and blogging and new recipes. if you're impressed with your own cleverness and cultural literacy, but also realize that those things aren't the only currency of what is good and awesome in the world.

if you could make it to the olympics if only introspection were a sport. things like that.