I am the most relaxed and openminded human being in a radius of several...centimeters. Seriously, I was born to ride a bicycle in the breeze of twilight, to swim with pink jellyfish, to be mesmerized by thunderstorms, to drink Earl Grey taking note of what to do once I turn into Dr Manhattan. Facing a shark 30 meters under the sea would put a smile on my face, but don't ask me to make a knot on a boat.
Ok, I decided to give up the meaning of my username, my inbox thrives with vulgar guesses (the most common: very small hard cock). HC stands for hadron collider (rings a bell?). I really don't know what was going on through my mind when I picked that.