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35 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:53am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Read the "You should message me if" section first (please).

I am the most relaxed and openminded human being in a radius of several...centimeters. Seriously, I was born to ride a bicycle in the breeze of twilight, to swim with pink jellyfish, to be mesmerized by thunderstorms, to drink Earl Grey taking note of what to do once I turn into Dr Manhattan. Facing a shark 30 meters under the sea would put a smile on my face, but don't ask me to tie a knot on a boat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Managing my (location independent) photography (related) business while travelling and (very) slowly becoming a freediving champion (yeah right). Because everything I need fits in a backpack (okay, two) I've managed to be geographically inconsistent for the last two years (Milan, Berlin, Koh Tao, Dahab, just to name the places where I spent more than 2 months). But I've decided to stick to London and I even pay my taxes here wohoo!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Falling off surf longboards, cooking simple yet effective italian recipes, holding my breath underwater, improving pictures without achieving that Barbie effect, explaining astrophysics to my little cousins in Sicily. And, to be honest, sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anglophones:"Your english is very good for an italian".
Everybody else:"You smell like enriched uranium".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Calvino: Le cosmicomiche - Orwell: 1984 - Burgess: A clockwork orange - Ballard: Crash - Clarke: 2001, 2010, Rendez-vouz with Rama - Huxley: The doors of perception - Asimov: The collapsing universe - Sagan: Contact

2001 a space odyssey, Eraserhead, The Terminator, Blade runner, Mulholland Drive, Melancholia, My neighbor Totoro, Monsters Inc., Wreck it Ralph, The dark knight (rises), Bad santa, A heart in winter, Alien(s), Koyaanisqatsi, A Clockwork Orange, Dead poets society, Gravity, Interstellar.

Peep Show, QI, Mitchell&Webb look, Monty Python's flying circus, Breaking bad, Black Books, BBC documentaries.

Pink Floyd, Aphex Twin, Underworld, Archive, John Murphy, Hans Zimmer (my newly found god), bit of Coldplay and Arcade Fire, Angelo Badalamenti, Klaus Schulze, Air.

Eggs, all fruit (except figs), cicoria, dark chocolate, salmon, hass avocados, leek, walnuts, mushrooms, garlic, pork. I gave up alcohol, sugar, milk and psychedelic drugs, and I am terrified of cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- cool breeze
- eggs
- Youtube
- Macbook pro + Wacom tablet
- one hour of silence
- water to swim, float, dive, and to keep my skin fabulous
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Self-perception, giant waves, short girls (but I'm tall), feedback loops, nuclear explosions, the great filter, the 4th dimension, nutrition, tigers, white sharks and apex predators in general. And my favourite disease, rabies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably fiddling with Skyscanner. Surely not getting drunk and not listening to loud music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was recently shattered by watching Interstellar. Please be gentle with me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I will most likely message you first, if I like what I see. In that case, making me aware of the eXistenZ of your profile will do the trick. Or maybe not, I get too many visits here in London. So here's some IF's if you want to say "hi".

- If you can say more than "hi".
- If you're curious and gracious. If you're super hot try to put extra effort in your messages, as asking me about my plans for the weekend will turn me off.
- If you have a complete profile, with pictures. Bonus points if none of them contains wearable moustaches. Slogans like "I work hard/play hard", "sexuality is fluid" and "I am a vegan feminist" make me cringe, and I kill a badger with my food blender every time I come across them. I really hope this rests on your conscience.
- If your sense of humour is at least equal in size to your boobs.
- Last but not least, if you're not an alcoholic / chainsmoker / junkfoodie.

If you don't comply with these and send me a message to call me a dork/an asshole, you will indirectly admit that you're incredibly bored with your life. Just move on to the next profile instead.