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verysmallhc

35 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Read the "You should message me if" section first (please).

I am the most relaxed and openminded human being in a radius of several...centimeters. Seriously, I was born to ride a bicycle in the breeze of twilight, to swim with pink jellyfish, to be mesmerized by thunderstorms, to drink Earl Grey taking note of what to do once I turn into Dr Manhattan. Facing a shark 30 meters under the sea would put a smile on my face, but don't ask me to make a knot on a boat.

Ok, I decided to give up the meaning of my username, my inbox thrives with vulgar guesses (the most common: very small hard cock). HC stands for hadron collider (rings a bell?). I really don't know what was going on through my mind when I picked that.
What I’m doing with my life
Managing my (location independent) photography (related) business while travelling and (very) slowly becoming a freediving champion...just 85 more meters down and the w.r. will be mine. Because everything I need fits in a backpack (okay, two) I've managed to be geographically inconsistent for the last two years (Milan, Berlin, Koh Tao, Dahab, just to name the places where I spent more than 2 months). But I've decided to stick to London.
I’m really good at
Falling off surf longboards, cooking simple yet effective italian recipes, holding my breath underwater, improving pictures without achieving that Barbie effect, explaining astrophysics to my little cousins in Sicily. And, to be honest, sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
Anglophones:"Your english is very good for an italian".
Everybody else:"You smell like enriched uranium".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Calvino: Le cosmicomiche - Orwell: 1984 - Burgess: A clockwork orange - Ballard: Crash - Clarke: 2001, 2010, Rendez-vouz with Rama - Huxley: The doors of perception - Asimov: The collapsing universe - Sagan: Contact

2001 a space odyssey, Eraserhead, The Terminator, Blade runner, Mulholland Drive, Melancholia, My neighbor Totoro, Monsters Inc., Wreck it Ralph, The dark knight (rises), Bad santa, A heart in winter, Alien(s), Koyaanisqatsi, A Clockwork Orange, Dead poets society, Gravity.

Peep Show, QI, Mitchell&Webb look, Monty Python's flying circus, Breaking bad, Black Books, BBC documentaries.

Pink Floyd, Aphex Twin, Underworld, Archive, John Murphy, Hans Zimmer, Coldplay (but Ghost Stories is worryingly meh), Philip Glass, Angelo Badalamenti, Klaus Schulze, Air.

Eggs, all fruit except figs, cicoria, dark chocolate, smoked salmon, hass avocados, leek, walnuts, mushrooms, chicken. I gave up alcohol, sugar, milk and psychedelic drugs, and I am terrified of cheese.
The six things I could never do without
- cool breeze
- eggs
- Youtube
- Macbook pro + Wacom tablet
- one hour of silence
- water to swim, float, dive, and to keep my skin fabulous
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bradycardia, self-perception, giant waves, short girls (but I'm tall), feedback loops, nuclear explosions, string theory, nutrition, tigers, white sharks and apex predators in general.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably fiddling with Skyscanner. Surely not getting drunk and not listening to loud music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often listen to "feed the birds" from Mary Poppins' soundtrack.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I will most likely message you first, if I like what I see. In that case, making me aware of the eXistenZ of your profile will do the trick. Or maybe not, I get too many visits here in London. So here's some IF's if you want to say "hi".

- If you can say more than "hi".
- If you're curious and gracious, bonus points if you're short (even though I'm tall). But don't despair if you're tall, I look at the whole package.
- If you have a complete profile, with several pictures. Bonus points if none of them contains wearable moustaches. And please understand that "work hard/play hard" is written on about one third of profiles out there. It's become a facepalm inducing sentence.
- If your sense of humour is at least equal in size to your boobies.
- Last but not least, if you're not an alcoholic / chainsmoker / junkfoodie.

PS: Single mothers, don't be shy. I love kids.
PS2: Tattoos are okay, as long as you don't think that they intrinsically make you a more interesting person.