In college, I was a White House intern, but then I put like a 10-year moratorium on talking about it because of, you know, Monica Lewinsky. Poor girl. Anyway, I've heard every joke, so shut up.
Oh: I have an irrational fear of jackalopes, which I can trace psychoanalytically to a particular semi-traumatic moment at a highway rest stop in Utah. You should probably know about that in advance.
I'm originally from the east coast, but I went to grad school on the w.c. I've moved back and forth a few times. Am kinda nerdy; into art & literature, movies, outdoorsy things, random adventures, going out, staying in, sports (esp. hockey (ice), football, tennis...). I love dogs. And I think nose rings are kinda hot--on humans, that is--although I am powerless to explain why.
I think that more or less covers it. Please form an orderly queue.