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38 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:14pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from Ph.D program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am an IRZJ, which is a category in a personality classification system that I recently invented, and which only I can diagnose, explain, or interpret. The system is based on a combination of Jungian psychology and Pixar character archetypes. It's fairly complex, comprising 1,024 separate and discrete personality types (which is 4 to the 5th power, since... OK whatever, I'll explain this later), or roughly one type for every member of my high school class. IRZJs (which is the awesomest category, by the way) tend to get along well with OKLWs and ZRFBs, although they're destined to become lethal, Tarantino-style enemies with YBHCs (or anyone with a sibling of that breed).

So but I think my friends would say that I'm thoughtful, independent, curious, loyal, & ambitious. Integrity is important to me. I find enjoyment in little things. Plus I've never had a cavity. Like ever. One time I exchanged "What's up?" nods with David Bowie. That is true. Also, I told David Lynch about a weird dream I had--this is also true--whereupon he told me how he came up with the ending to Mulholland Drive.

In college, I was a White House intern, but then I put like a 10-year moratorium on talking about it because of, you know, Monica Lewinsky. Poor girl. Anyway, I've heard every joke, so shut up.

Oh: I have an irrational fear of jackalopes, which I can trace psychoanalytically to a particular semi-traumatic moment at a highway rest stop in Utah. You should probably know about that in advance.

I'm originally from the east coast, but I went to grad school on the W.C. I've moved back and forth a few times. Am kinda nerdy; into art & literature, movies, outdoorsy things, random adventures, going out, staying in, sports (esp. hockey (ice), football, tennis...). I love dogs. And I think nose rings are kinda hot--on humans, that is--although I am powerless to explain why.

Please form an orderly queue.

**OH, PLEASE NOTE: I should mention that, for career-related reasons that are a little too complicated to get into right here, I live in Austin for about 8.5 months out of the year and another city for the other 3.5. As you can imagine, this situation wreaks a certain havoc on my personal life--and so basically what I'd really like is to meet someone who's OK with this and maybe even thinks it's cool. In the long run, I hope to switch to a 100%-of-the-time-in-Austin situation, but at the moment that's outta my hands. :-/
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm basically an internet-enabled Amelie figure, inasmuch as I'm just always spreading good cheer and whatnot to random people.
I’m really good at
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Falling down the internet rabbit hole and gathering answers to such vital questions as: What were the exact circumstances of Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungeon's deaths (the details are murky, but I've read their actual death certificates); Where is the comedian Carrot Top from? (Florida), and What's his deal anyway? (dunno); Is it possible to listen to a recording of Harry Houdini's voice? (yes), and What did it sound like? (surprisingly high-pitched); and What caused the famous Tunguska Event of 1908? (most likely a sizable meteorite, or possibly a comet, though I'm partial to theories involving extraterrestrials).
The first things people usually notice about me
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my job requires that I go completely unnoticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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And now I'd like to display to you what amazing taste I have by dutifully referring to various HBO shows and obscure bands and movies i saw at the alamo drafthouse. And I'm gonna list out some books awarded (or at least shortlisted for) various literary prizes.

movies: Fargo, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, City of God, Goodfellas, The Lives of Others, Junebug, Half Nelson, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!, Teen Wolf

books: A Visit from the Goon Squad, Perfume, The Goldfinch, The Secret History, Huckleberry Finn, The Great Gatsby, The Stranger, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Pale King, Caleb Williams, The Life & Opinions of Tristram Shandy

tv: House of Cards, The Wire, Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Flight of the Conchords, Twin Peaks, Taxi, Cheers, Small Wonder

music: Jane's Rehabilitation, Decimal Metaphor, The Narcoleptics, Bowie, Junior Boys, Little Dragon, Ted Leo, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pom Pom Deficit, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Champagne Suicide, Johnny Cash
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Command-Z (both literally and metaphorically)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how imma give my kingdom to the first person I find on OkC who claims to dislike traveling. Seriously, the deed to my kingdom will just arrive in the mail.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sorting over the pieces of my shattered psyche
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In the checkout line, I hedge against the possibility of an incompetent grocery bagger by placing my items on the conveyor belt roughly in order from sturdiest to least sturdy, thereby reducing the chances that the delicate stuff will get crushed by the heavier stuff.