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23 Rancho Cucamonga, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 29
Black, Hispanic / Latin
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bobby Hill is my alter-ego.
I can also bake better than your grandma.
I hate exclamation points. It's a crutch for witty, charismatic responses.

Don't even bother with that whole "Hey mami" message.
It will get lost in the bag of tools and douches.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Slanging Vans, fancy olive oils and speciality liqueur...
Also, baking better than your grandma.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving jailhouse tattoos.
Blowing smoke rings.
Losing my bobby pins.
Making croissants.
Never forgetting your grammatical and punctuational errors.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smell like lavender and whiskey.

I'm taller than most middle aged men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Feed me breakfast food and I'll sing you Gang Starr and Joy Division.
Feed me burgers and I'll sing you David Bowie and Bauhaus.
Choice is yours.

I also keep a constant stream of Frasier playing whenever possible.

If I could have an IV drip of chai, I would.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses
Marlboro Reds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I fall asleep now, how much can I sleep before I wake up.

How much I wish humans didn't have to pee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting my nails while pounding malt liquor....
Or trying to be social at some social thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I read missed connections on craigslist...

When I was 16 I got my first tattoo in a garage... from a dude who was just released from prison.... Needless to say, it's an ugly tattoo.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can govereet in Nadsat.
You cut your nails.
You shower once a week.
You shave your head.
You send pizza instead of flowers.
You wear beanies in the summer and shorts in the winter.
You can hold a political conversation.
You don't have a mirror selfie of you flexing without a shirt.