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My self-summary
Greetings earthlings!

My name is Victoria. I am Spaniard, Japanese and Scottish. No, I don't speak spanish.

I am quite the silly one, Haha. I don't have much to say about myself. I'm honest, sometimes too much. I speak my mind. I am vocal, opinionated and sarcastic.

I don't go out and party. I'm over that. But I will drink socially. I am a total dork. It may not seem like it, but you have no idea.. Lol.

I enjoy hiking and biking. I'll take on a nice 10 mile hike any day!!! As long as it's not all downhill Zzzzzzzzzz. Mission Peak was fun.

I am a goof. I do goofy things and like goofy things. I enjoy making people laugh even if it's at my own expense.

I do not enjoy the company of perverts. I do not want to see your quivering member, THANKS.

I do not play little immature games. They're silly. I don't have time for people like that, nor the patience. That is why I changed my "What Are You Looking For" to friends. Maybe that approach will have different results? Doubtful, but one can hope.

I do not find people who wear their pants past their bums, appealing. In fact quite the opposite. Please speak proper english. It is not that hard.

That is all for now. Thank you and good day!

I am NOT looking for a friend with benefits. I'm tired of crap like that. I don't have the patience. No more dicking around. If that's what you're looking for, then GO AWAY. Holy crap!!
What I’m doing with my life
After 11 years of working, I decided to further my education.

My major is Anthropology with a concentration in archeology, Geology and a minor in History.

Some just bloom late...
I’m really good at
-Having a conversation with almost anyone.
-Scaring off weirdos.
-Breaking the ice ice baby. Haha
-Being an ass (when need be).
-Impersonating the Gingerbread Man from Shrek...... lol
-Blurting out random things... Lol
-Being an awkward turtle. Merp...
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair?

Upon further research, my friend says my hair and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter series (yeah so what!), The Complete Works of William Shakespear, Jurassic Park, Where the Sidewalk Ends (nostalgia)

Movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Star Trek (First Contact), The Little Mermaid, The Green Mile, Coneheads, Dirty Dancing (original)

Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Friends, Disappeared, The First 48, Star Trek, Red Dwarf, Dr. Who (Tom Baker), Full House, Family Matters, Boy Meets World, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Step by Step, Gargoyles, Supernatural, Grey's Anatomy.

Music: Ella Fitzgerald, Fred Astair, Perry Como, Mel Torme, Buddy Holly, Gene Vincent, Ritchie Valens, Otis Redding, Joan Jett, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, NOFX, Deftones, Chevelle, Rise Against, the list goes on and on.... lol

Food: Japanese food!!!! Oishii!!!! :)
The six things I could never do without
1) Phone
2) My purse (I carry my life with me haha)
3) Family
4) Meteor showers
5) A good pair of sneakers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How shitty people are!!! Haha Sorry if that sounds a wee bit bitter. Lol

But honestly, lately I think a lot about my field of study. I think like a biological anthropologist to a T. So that makes me question archaeology. Also, evolutionary biology? Who wouldn't be fascinated with that?!?!

Nerd on!
On a typical Friday night I am

Hahaha, don't judge me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tiny ego.

I used to weigh 223 lbs. I lost the weight the hard way. No shortcuts.

I recently got my gallbladder removed. That was a HUGE mistake. What a magical organ. 50 lbs I lost have reared their ugly head, so here I go again, trying to lose it. I'd love a workout buddy.

It's WAAAAAY harder without a damn gallbladder. My bile production is all effed up, but let's not get into that... lol.

I am not a scrawny bean pole.
If you're looking for that type, sorrrrrryyyyyyy!!!!!

I am a work in progress, and it's not easy.

Oh. And I can probably burp louder than you. Lol
You should message me if
You're not a perv. :)

If you're not a superficial, shallow person.

If you actually read what I wrote....

If you're not a hypocritical, rude butt head.

If you read the section above. It doesn't say "short term dating" or "casual sex" so fuck off with that shit.
(Pardon my french, but that seems to be all you stupid fuckers can understand).