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28 F Mountain View, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:49am
Asian, Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Greetings earthlings!

My name is Victoria. I am Spaniard, Japanese and Scottish. I don't speak spanish.

I am quite the silly one, Haha. I don't have much to say about myself. I'm honest, sometimes too much. I speak my mind. I am vocal and opinionated. My humor is sarcastic. Sometimes people don't get that.

I don't go out and party. I'm over that. But I will drink socially!!!! I am a total dork though. It may not seem like it but what do you know?!?!?! You don't even know me! Lol :) Do not judge merely on appearances!

I enjoy hiking, biking and running!!! I'll take on a nice 10 mile hike any day!!! As long as it's not all downhill zzzzzzzzzz. I recently took on Mission Peak. Whew! I made it to the top though! Was funnnnnnnnn! Anything physical is fun for me.

I am a goof. I do goofy things and like goofy things. I enjoy making people laugh even if it's at my own expense.

I do not enjoy the company of perverts. I do not want to see your quivering member, THANKS.

I do not play little immature games. They're silly. I don't have time for people like that, nor the patience. That is why I changed my "What Are You Looking For" to friends. Maybe that approach will have different results. Lol.

I do not find people who wear their pants past their bums, appealing. In fact quite the opposite. Please speak proper english. It is not that hard.

That is all for now!!!! Thank you and good day!!!!!

**Seems I'll have to add this part since I am getting some dumbo messages**

I am NOT looking for a friend with benefits. I'm tired of crap like that. I don't have the patience. No more dicking around. If that's what you're looking for, then GO AWAY. Holy crap!!
I’m really good at
Carrying a conversation with almost anyone.
Scaring off weirdos.
Breaking the ice ice baby. Haha
Cooking (Japanese).
Being an ass (when need be).
Impersonating the Gingerbread Man from Shrek...... lol
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair?

Upon further research, my friend says my hair and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter series (yeah so what!), The Complete Works of William Shakespear, Jurassic Park, Where the Sidewalk Ends (nostalgia)

Movies: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Little Mermaid, The Green Mile, Dirty Dancing (original)

Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Friends, Disappeared, The First 48, Star Trek, Red Dwarf, Dr. Who (Tom Baker), Full House, Family Matters, Boy Meets World, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Step by Step.

Music: Ella Fitzgerald, Fred Astair, Perry Como, Mel Torme, Buddy Holly, Gene Vincent, Ritchie Valens, Otis Redding, Joan Jett, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, NOFX, Deftones, Chevelle, the list goes on and on.... lol

Food: Japanese food!!!! Oishii!!!! :)
The six things I could never do without
1) Phone
2) My purse (I carry my life with me haha)
3) Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How shitty people are!!! Haha Sorry if that sounds a wee bit bitter. Lol
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix.... Hahahahaha. Sad.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tiny ego.

I used to weigh 223 lbs. I lost the weight the hard way. No shortcuts.

I am not a scrawny bean pole.
If you're looking for that type, sorrrrrryyyyyyy!!!!!

I am a work in progress.

Oh. And I can probably burp louder than you. Lol
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–37
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're not a perv. :)

If you're not a superficial, shallow person.

If you actually read what I wrote....

If you're not a hypocritical, rude butt head.

If you read the section above. It doesn't say "short term dating" or "casual sex" so fuck off with that shit.
(Pardon my french, but that seems to be all you stupid fuckers can understand).