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victorioust

26 Letchworth, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Tattoos, gaming, toking, certain TV shows, Movies,the reguluar shiz'

I doodle on my pc for a living and I like to jab needles into people and leave foreign fluids inside them...

i.e I'm a graphic designer/illustrator and a budding tattooist ;)

I like to smoke bud, sketch some stuff and wake up an hour later to find I have the foundations of a masterpiece that I forgot I'd produced.

There is little, more relaxing to me then to zone out listening to the wise words of Nick Offerman, reading his book, Paddle your own canoe.
Thats not to say I don't do actual reading, I don't much. BUT I have read all of the current Game Of Thrones (asoiaf) books.

I watch a select few tv shows, though usually just after their US airtime, these currently include and have previously included:
Parks and Recreation, The Walking Dead, Archer, Supernatural, Naruto.S, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, House.MD, The Sopranos, Firefly, Attack on Titan, Berserk, Stargate, DragonBallZ, The 90's Animated X-men series, True Blood, Spartacus...... You get the idea.

I'll watch most movies and regularly try to find time to watch the latest box office hit from the comfort of my own home.

If you want to know anything else lemmie know :)

Bonus fact! I've seen Avenged Sevenfold live on 4 different occasions before I even started to like them.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently: trying to battle procrastination
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing
Sarcasm
Gaming
Design -both games and tattoo
Playing Devils advocate
Rolling
Sleep
(Clay)Shooting
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Tattoos
My Beard
My Beard's inability to be full and consistant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mexican food

Rock, Metal, Grime, Dubstep, Classic HipHop Anthems and cheesy 80's songs... Flash.fm on vice city was awesome :)

Shows? ala book of mormon? then I dont know Avenue Q is meant to be up my...avenue hehe

Shows as in TV then; Breaking Bad, GoT, True Blood, Naruto, House, Firefly, Stargate, DBZ and most of the boyish 80/90's cartoons.
Recently found Parks & Recreation and enjoying it :)

Movies, well Blood Diamond I love for some reason, but I like all movies generally. LOVE sci-fi and fantasy epics :D

Books wise; well I'm not much of a reader, read a few graphic novels and some Pratchett and King/Koontz, but the only books I've read cover to cover are the Song of Ice and Fire series. I mean I've real LotR when I was a kid and dune and stuff too but not recently.
I, Lucifer ( this book is awesome! )
p.s I read bearmageddon, ethan nicole's new webcomic :D
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smart arse;
oxygen
water
vitamins
minerals
sleep
family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life choices, both mine and others.

What people would look like naked.

How soul crushingly insignificant I/We are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either quoting Ice Cube. aka Creeg

Sat on my pc.

Chilling with peeps.

Rarely, at the pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a high sex drive and a low ambitions.
Could say i just want to be fuc**ng Happy :P
You should message me if
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You like the look/sound of me.

I viewed you and was taken off guard by your obvious beauty, failing to think of anything substantial/meaningful/creative to say, I never messaged.

You wish for help; collecting mystical wishing orbs/saving all the villages from a snake necromancer/cooking crystal meth/or finding out which castle that bitch princess is in shacked up with that horny bastard >:(

you fancy a smoke/know any decent sources