My banter is top shelf and moves between achingly existential, genuinely thoughtful, and downright hilarious.
I'm direct in a casual way, nonchalant but present. Character matters to me.
Sometimes I think I'm part of a dying breed of men who are relaxed, decent, ambitious and can laugh comfortably at themselves. Other times I think I'm just arrogant and delusional.
My sister calls me a “citizen of the world”. Partly because I care and partly because I get around.
People say things like “fluent” and “everywhere”. I’m not fluent and I haven’t been everywhere. But I’ve been to 70 or more countries on 6 continents, lived in 8 countries, and I can make your parents like me in 4 languages.
I have over a million miles on Delta.
I have 4 patents. And this has a random charm.
I take photographs and then don't know what to do with them. I even built a website to host them... but that wasn't it.
I built the bike I ride.
If you like dark humor we’ll have fun doing anything. Standing in line. Climbing a mountain. Eating a burrito in the street at 4AM. Not because all my humor is dark, or that I'm so "stormy", but simply because it's probably true.
I have friends everywhere. Going on a trip? You should call me and I’ll set you up with someone who knows the ropes. From Polynesia to prison.
I have a Michael J. Fox charming-thing (they say) and I’m wicked funny (they also say). I’m fit and could can out wander a camel (I say).
I'm mindful about how I contribute to and move through the world. I tip well and look people in the eye when I thank them.
Imperfections and mistakes, the good and bad, are all part of a nutritious breakfast, and a full life.
These sentences are here because it's a dating site, but I don't love how these words awkwardly box up my values... yadda.