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victorycondition

39 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay), Dutch (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've spent a lot of my life exploring. Places, people, etc...

My banter is top shelf and moves between achingly existential, genuinely thoughtful, and downright hilarious.

I'm direct in a casual way, nonchalant but present. Character matters to me.

Sometimes I think I'm part of a dying breed of men who are relaxed, decent, ambitious and can laugh comfortably at themselves. Other times I think I'm just arrogant and delusional.

My sister calls me a “citizen of the world”. Partly because I care and partly because I get around.

People say things like “fluent” and “everywhere”. I’m not fluent and I haven’t been everywhere. But I’ve been to 70 or more countries on 6 continents, lived in 8 countries, and I can make your parents like me in 4 languages.

I have over a million miles on Delta.

I have 4 patents. And this has a random charm.

I take photographs and then don't know what to do with them. I even built a website to host them... but that wasn't it.

I built the bike I ride.

If you like dark humor we’ll have fun doing anything. Standing in line. Climbing a mountain. Eating a burrito in the street at 4AM. Not because all my humor is dark, or that I'm so "stormy", but simply because it's probably true.

I have friends everywhere. Going on a trip? You should call me and I’ll set you up with someone who knows the ropes. From Polynesia to prison.

I have a Michael J. Fox charming-thing (they say) and I’m wicked funny (they also say). I’m fit and could can out wander a camel (I say).

I'm mindful about how I contribute to and move through the world. I tip well and look people in the eye when I thank them.

Imperfections and mistakes, the good and bad, are all part of a nutritious breakfast, and a full life.

These sentences are here because it's a dating site, but I don't love how these words awkwardly box up my values... yadda.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In a bygone era, I'd have been a scientist.

Instead I'm a creative exec with a fancy law degree who used to work in movies and teach university.

Walking the Brooklyn Bridge every morning from Dumbo.

Deciding where to put the cabin, beach or woods?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving. Words. Being a friend. Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My assistant just told me that I remind her of Jason Bateman from Arrested Development (Michael Bluth). I've probably heard that 30 times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes. Avid reader and movie enjoyer. Don't watch much network tv, didn't grow up with tv, but cable has been great for years.

Good on a grill, not super in a kitchen.

Let's wander this landscape together. More fun than lists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't like this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Friends and family. Whether to buy a place in the city or the woods/beach (see above).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Myers-Briggs is ENTP and it's weirdly accurate.

The problem with this is that I don't like being so... definable... but it's so ENTP not to like that... hmm.
You should message me if
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You are bright, kind, funny, pretty, clever, sweet, and interesting... or whatever.

You are excited by conversation. Maybe good at crosswords and/or trivia.

You get dirty and clean up nice.

And if you're up for an adventure. Anything. A bike ride to Queens or a weekend trip to Greenland. This weekend. I'm actually up for either.