Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I’m back on OK cupid, turns out the last relationship I had just
sort of fizzled out, so you know what they say about horses and
getting back on and all that.
Anyway, onto my essay. I think we’ve all see the “I’m just a normal
person blah blah” stuff before so there’s nothing new here. I moved
here from New Jersey back in the summer so I’m still branching out
and trying to meet new people. I was in the Navy years ago where I
worked as an electrician on sub hunting aircraft. Nowadays I go to
school and work pretty much seven days a week so making time for a
social life is a bit challenging but I do manage it, I’ve got
family in the area and between them and everything else I manage to
stay pretty busy. When I’m not working or going to school I enjoy
most things that guys like to do, for example video games, sports,
getting some drinks and stuff like that. Nothing too far out of the
ordinary. I live by myself with two cats, so if you don’t like cats
or are allergic we’re probably not going to have much in
I’d like to meet someone who has the same sense of humor as I do, I
try not to take life too serious and I feel that a lighthearted
outlook is key. In that same vein, please be over your ex and
emotionally ready to move on. Kids don’t freak me out, I have a
little boy of my own that lives with his mother in NJ. Being a 38
year old man I realize we all have drama and events in our lives
that have shaped us and made us who we are today, if you don’t have
any issues at all in your life I’d have to think you lived under a
rock for your entire life!
So to briefly recap :
• Lives by himself in his own apartment with two cats. Has his own
car and is gainfully employed and attends night school to get his
aircraft mechanic license.
• Cooks! Cleans! Even vacuums!!
• No ex drama. In fact we’re pretty good friends still (she lives
in New Jersey).
• Are over your ex. Like really. This is the major one.
• Have a sense of humor and some wit. A little back and forth is
nice to have with someone, after a while talking about the weather
• Live reasonably close to the seabrook area.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, School. Graduate in December (yay).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using mind control to make the yellow lights last just long enough
to get through them before they turn red.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Height maybe? Not really sure...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books would be anything from the Black Library. I totally love
Music is very eclectic. My tastes run the gamut from 80's up
through more typical stuff. Took, Hammerfall, Metallica, Cake,
Breaking Benjamin, Flogging Molly, Alice in Chains, Deadmau5, Amy
Winehouse, Beatles, Black Crowes, Danzig, Five finger Death Punch,
Foo Fighters, Godsmack, hollywood Undead, Iron Maiden, Jackyl(dont
hate me), etc etc. Not into country much at all
Favorite TV shows: It’s always sunny in Philadelphia, Archer,
Workaholics, Boardwalk Empire, Firefly, Carnivale, Game of Thrones.
I don’t have a whole lot of time to watch TV, I mostly stream it or
just download it and watch it later when I have time. I read a good
amount, mostly pulp sci-fi novels that I truly love.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a good dad for my son, even though he lives in NJ.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coming home from work and relaxing. Maybe hanging with a friend or
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Brittney Spears on my iTunes. Dont judge me.
I also have a bit of a trash mouth.
You should message me if
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You're ok with the fact I've never hung a pair if plastic testicles
from my car.
Bonus points if you have tattoos and have a little bit of a trash
I'm not really into the Barbie stick figure thing, so if you'd
describe yourself as "curvy" or "a little extra" then you get lots
of bonus points!
You read for pleasure, you love zombie movies and you know the
difference between your and you're.
Who are you looking for?
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