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28 M Englishtown, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:13pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love Wu Tang and Cat Stevens about equally. Make of that what you will.

I'm a writer who does legal stuff and copywriting as well as fiction for fun. I also love playing music and can rip it pretty well on guitar.

A stiff glass of Maker's Mark, a cigarette, and good friends sounds pretty much like heaven to me. (edit: I'm trying to quit smoking, so subtract the cig. It sucks.) (double edit: Two months without a cigarette. It still sucks)
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing books. People will tell you writing a book is hard. They're right! (write?) But it can also be fun, in a masochistic way. I also play music, which is usually just straight fun, no caveats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making friends. People say it's harder to make friends as an adult, but it's probably just because they're boring. And ping pong. Pretty good at guitar solos, Hendrix eat your heart out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my unwavering cool.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way too many. If we match up, probably a lot of the same stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my computer, whiskey, my guitar, pizza, sriracha, and candy. I still love candy, and anyone who doesn't is dumb. It's great.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Aliens and if they are going to drop down and flash alien gang signs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately, in New York, Philly, or Asbury Park
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy the new york football giants and mets
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can spit hot rhyme or some cool lit trivia

If you're really into memes, uhhh you should probably not message me