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vincentalbert

32 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly"

-Alvy Singer
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Staying active and creative. Making the most of my day. Turning knobs and playing synthesizers. Going to the beach at least once a week. Throwing produce in my juicer. Laughing.

Also, eating a lot of pizza.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying up late when I know I have to get up early the next day.
The first things people usually notice about me
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either my beard or my eyes. they're both really dark.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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DFA records, William Onyeabor, Arthur Russell, Ariel Pink, Mac DeMarco, Liars, Chelsea Wolfe, Warpaint, Twin Peaks, Mr Show, The State, Comedy BangBang, The Life Aquatic, Fanfastic Mr Fox, Annie Hall, 2001 A Sapce Odyssey, P K Dick, Hemingway, Vonnegut, Ron Currie Jr

also been obsessed with podcasts lately. instacast app all day everyday
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pizza
Technology
Sandwiches
Animals
Water
Avocado
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
is the pizza place still open?
how big is space?
and omg am I really going to die someday??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
still at work or at the page for last call
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was terrified of pooping when I was a small child
You should message me if
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