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26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Working on masters program
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I'm incredibly long winded. This'll be evident soon.

Avid reader.

Penchant for dry humor and sarcasm.

I constantly Google words before I use them, even if I know for a fact I'm using them correctly. (Yes, I'm talking about penchant.)

I'm a consumer of any information I can get my hands on. I love learning new things, and if I'm tasked with something I've never done before I'm the type of person who'd rather try to figure it out and fail miserably in the process than say "I can't."

I'm a native New Yorker who loves this city more than anything in the world, no matter how many times my personal space is invaded on the 6 train.

I love meaningful conversations just as much as I love ridiculous ones. No topic of conversation is off limits, and I'm always open to a new perspective.

Relationship wise? I'm cliche and I embrace it. I'm not searching for a soul mate, nor am I under immense pressure from an overbearing family to find someone who can start shooting kids out ASAP. I'm one to take things as they come, and let things progress naturally.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on a Masters program and lovehating every second of it.

Attempting to get OkCupid to say I'm something besides "More Sex-Driven."

Throwing tons of money at the staff of the Strand bookstore.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing with blatant disregard for syntax.


Charming mothers.

Drawing a blank when people ask me what I'm really good at.

Making lists.

Overusing the word "love" in an "I enjoy" context.

Sending absolutely atrocious first messages on OkCupid, apparently.

Accidental alliteration.

Not smiling in pre-posed pictures.

Overuse of lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The book in my hands, the glasses on my face, the striking resemblance to Clark Kent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll read anything Noam Chomsky, Rashid Khalidi, Bill Simmons, or Khaled Hosseini write, forever.

Movies are difficult, I enjoy almost all types, but my top five would have to be Gladiator (if the "My name is Maximus Decimus..." monologue doesn't get you pumped up enough to run through a brick wall, you might be dead), Inglorious Basterds (Because 'Merica), Anchorman (This needs no explanation), Clueless (don't look at me like that), and Mean Girls (see previous parenthetical).

Archer and House of Cards are two of my favorites. Most of the time I'll use ESPN or MSNBC as background noise.

I could go on for days about music I listen to, and I'm always open to new suggestions. Things I've listened to in the past twenty four hours: Glassjaw, Brand New, Kendrick Lamar, Tyler the Creator, Diplo, Major Lazer, TNGHT, Deftones, Sleigh Bells, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bright Eyes, Say Anything and Lorde. I'm all over the place.

I'll eat anything that isn't spicy, or from a strange part of a stranger animal. Although I did recently try rabbit, and while I felt terrible picturing what I was eating, I would be lying if I said it was anything short of incredible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I feel like all six can be combined to relate to my phone and computer somehow. If I didn't have either, I'd probably curl up in a fetal position and accept the fact that I had no idea how to tie my shoes, boil water, or find the nearest subway stop.

Google is overused but incredibly underrated. Pushing "[I do not] carry such information in my mind since it is readily available in books" to new limits.

Good, stimulating, conversation. I love talking about any and all things, and exchanging ideas, even if they run completely counter to my own beliefs.

The ability to speak and write words. Expression is critical.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

The world around me.

People and their stories. I love to listen and absorb, whether it be about new people, new ideas, or new people sharing their own ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

In the gymlibrary.

Off wandering.

$3 happy hour beers forever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I've never eaten peanut butter or jelly, independently, for that matter.

There are more non food related ones, but I think those may have the most shock value.
You should message me if
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You haven't found anything here to be incredibly offensive or so off putting that you recoiled in horror.

Worst case scenario: we go out on an awkward first date and you hate every second of it.

Best case scenario: we go out on an awkward first date, you find it charming for some inexplicable reason, and we live happily ever after (for 4-6 months).