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24 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 29
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I once saw a baby seal eat a shark!
What I’m doing with my life
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Hey I'm currently on the road to greatness! But the first stop is web assistant avenue (which is actually pretty decent) I never thought I would be there considering I did my degree in English Language and Linguistics!

Oh and trying to become as legendary as The lonely Island guys (They are truely kings amongst kings)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting injured whilst playing football (it's like i'm cursed or something)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my awesome smile! But you be the judge of that
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, the LOTR series, Nineteen Eighty-Four

Movies: Happy Gilmore, The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger as the Joker = Ridiculous)

Shows: The IT Crowd, The Inbetweeners

Music: Anything really, as long as it's got a good beat I don't mind what type of music it is
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My two dachshunds ( because they come as a pair it counts as one thing in this list :P)
Sausages or bangers if you prefer!
Fireworks because who doesn't like them?!
Theme parks
And I guess water should be there too!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next plan for world domination (care to join me?) if that's not on my mind I guess just everyday stuff (I know it's not as interesting but oh well sue me! Ha)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with mates at some random bar in London (suggestions would be greatly appreciated!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once laughed at an old lady who got hit square in the head with a snowball that she didn't expect ( I know I'm going to hell now)
You should message me if
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You are looking to not take this whole malarkey too seriously, and have a good laugh whilst getting to know a new interesting person :)