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vinnychase23
28 / M / Straight / Single
Tawas City, Michigan
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 5" (1.65m).
- Body Type
- Fit
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- —
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Agnosticism
- Sign
- Capricorn
- Education
- Graduated from two-year college
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am witty, humble, and intense.
My Self-Summary
I make music. I take pictures. I make silly movies with my friends.
I cook foods. I read books. I laugh a lot. I don't have any tattoos
or piercings. I enjoy early nineties japanese rpg's and police
misconduct twitter feeds. I am eagerly awaiting the zombie
apocalypse. I have a soft spot in my heart for anthropomorphic
pictures of cats with misspelled captions. I am free.
What I’m doing with my life
Oh really? That's kind of a personal question. Next you'll want to
know my name and where I live and from there it's just a hop skip
and a jump to taking out a credit card in my name and demanding a
cheek swab. Boundaries people...boundaries.
I’m really good at
Flattening milk jugs and shredding cereal boxes so they take up
less space in the trash. Practicing abstinence. Growing beards and other assorted
facial hairs. Doing puzzles without looking at the box. Typing with
three fingers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, I've never asked anyone and I'm not really interested
in that kind of information. Some people say that you only get one
chance at first impressions, but that's what chloroform is for.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books are bullshit, always telling me what the facts are and who
invaded where in what century. Like I give a crap about history,
c'mon. When did knowing about the past ever help anybody come up
with solutions to problems in the present.
The six things I could never do without
Mustaches.
Lake Huron.
A dog-eared copy of, "He's just not that into you"
Ammunition.
Vaseline.
The Gilmore Girls.
Lake Huron.
A dog-eared copy of, "He's just not that into you"
Ammunition.
Vaseline.
The Gilmore Girls.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Those little plastic things they put in your pizza box so the
toppings and cheese don't get stuck. They called em "Barbie tables"
which never made any sense to me because it was physically
impossible for Barbie to actually sit at one. Come to think of it,
Barbie herself was a master of physical impossibility. Terrible
role model for women if you ask me and you didn't so I'm going to
tell you. If Barbie's dimensions were applied to a real woman she
would lack the 17-22% body fat required to menstruate. Contrary to
popular belief she would be able to stand unaided but would tower
over most men not named Yao Ming. At least she isn't one of those
Bratz dolls with the creepy giant eyeballs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Meticulously rearranging my sock drawer, by color, alphabetically.
Touching every doorknob and cabinet handle six times in a
counterclockwise circuit around my domicile. Searching for secret
codes in the Bible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have a third nipple named Penelope Clearwater and my favorite
food is pancakes.
You should message me if
You know who the shooter on the grassy knoll was. You are not
currently or have never been a Snorlax. You are a time traveler
from a dystopian future ruled by sentient bagels. You own a six
toed cat with opposable thumbs.
